SuperFancyDetective
Tarold McMañe is the newb in Poobsville. He moved with his family so that they could start a new life (they were, after all, criminals wanted in all states except Poobsville). Little does he know, Poobsvillian ghosts don't much care for murderers. Based on the shockingly true story about how Tarold Mañe became Poobsville's most loved president, The Poobsville Terror is not one to be read at night by yourself in the middle of a haunted house in the middle of nowhere on Friday the 13th with a full moon.
PRAISE FOR THE POOBSVILLE TERROR
"Spüky."
-Mr. Dr. Prof. Juanold Walbss
"The characters are unrealistic, the plot is terrible, and everything about it is completely unbelievable. I hate this book so much that I would be willing to murder the entire population of Poobsville just to get it out of my house."
-The President of Poobsville, Tarold Mañe
"Not too shabby, darling."
-Sallyssa Cringe
WARNING:
Violins. Excuse me, typo. Violence.