Poobsville Stories

This is the story of my love for Sallyssa Cringe.

Tarold McMañe is the newb in Poobsville. He moved with his family so that they could start a new life (they were, after all, criminals wanted in all states except Poobsville). Little does he know, Poobsvillian ghosts don't much care for murderers. Based on the shockingly true story about how Tarold Mañe became Poobsville's most loved president, The Poobsville Terror is not one to be read at night by yourself in the middle of a haunted house in the middle of nowhere on Friday the 13th with a full moon. PRAISE FOR THE POOBSVILLE TERROR "Spüky." -Mr. Dr. Prof. Juanold Walbss "The characters are unrealistic, the plot is terrible, and everything about it is completely unbelievable. I hate this book so much that I would be willing to murder the entire population of Poobsville just to get it out of my house." -The President of Poobsville, Tarold Mañe "Not too shabby, darling." -Sallyssa Cringe WARNING: Violins. Excuse me, typo. Violence.

A group of men must journey to the Chuck E Cheese in the afterlife to rescue their leader and fix the ticket machine. Unfortunately, while they are there, they make some enemies that involve them in the bloodiest war the galaxy has ever seen. Can The Arps Sweev, Grandma Tarkin, and Lord Fork end the war and restore peace to the galaxy? An outrageous parody of Star Wars from the author of The Adventures of Scrolllllock Home!

Many things happen in Poobsville. Many things of these things are mysteriously very strange. Luker Obertson felt that a compilation of documents of these events may be required not only for public safety, but their education as well.

Scrolllllock Home is retired from being a detective. Looking for a quiet life, he purchases a small ice cream parlor in Poobsville. He converts a room to his apartment, and all seems fine. Unfortunately, it isn't. There has been a murder, and it closely resembles the bizarre series of killings that had sent Scrolllllock into retirement. Is it the work of a copycat, or is the original culprit back at it again in his white van? "I love this book. Especially since I wrote it." -Luker Obertson, the author

Updating the daily news of Poobsville!

Have a very Poobsville Christmas, It's the best kind of Christmas. Say hello to folks you know, And snub all the strangers. Oh ho, Scrollllock's toe, He stubbed it on the couch. Sallyssa waits for him, He'll kiss her when he gets there. Have a very Poobsville Christmas, And in case you forgot how to read, Oh by smoobsville have a very Poobsville Christmas This year!