Poorhumour Stories

A girl could be heard yelling.. was it a girl? Did I just assumed their gender? Or did I just assumed again? Well, yelled by the person or maybe by a thing that is moving... "I might be dead but I can dash very fast! So call me Dasher cause I dash away from zombies!" A biologically boy who is following the one named Dasher while bashing zombies in his way, " So.. I should be called Basher cause I bash zombies? Dang, you suck at humouring people but yourself." Dasher whipped their,her,its head to the direction of 'Basher', "You know there's a rule that when I started to accompany someone, they should laugh at my poorly made jokes." "I didn't know 'bout that and you never said that." "Now there is and now you know about it."