Poot Stories

Poot thought she was just an ordinary girl, she was wrong.

A Tragic Poot-Doot-Phoot Romance Story

'Hi freddy' It was all she ever spoke to him. 'I wanna run away with you.' she was baffled, never had an actual conversation with him and now he wants to run away with her? august, 18\22-

Poot, locked away for 23 years of her life, finds love.

You've waited this long, so get ready housewives!!!

An American couple find themselves in Brighton, and fall into a (somewhat dangerous) YouTube trap!

Ok im a weird girl with lots of awesome friend i dont need anymore sowwie ^_^. I have brown frizzy hair (ik it looks ugly ) im chubby not FAT!!!!!! chubby i love anime especially (yaoi) DONT JUDGE ME (>\\\\<) im not the only one ok my friends also watch it !!!!!!! I also like romance and gore ik im weird (thanks) i love creepypastas especially (laughing jack and jeffy) i have brown eyes i love candy my birthday is on july 27 (im not going to say how old). I really short all my friends are taller than me o(╥﹏╥)o im the short one in the group i hate girly colors like pink (¬_¬)ﾉ i love hamburgers, hotdogs,sausage (not that kind you dirty person),fish,shrimp,octopus, crab,squid,white rice,burritos,i hate school im only there cause they make me and my friends even though i dont get. homework.im american of course ⊂(ο･㉨･ο）⊃ I hate

It is about 2 ostriches life how they came from a small surounding to a big surounding and how they get to know their new owners and how they learn about Botrivers people and become friends with the owners.

She was just a normal girl but then she turned into Katalin Loodvaghen the biggest pop-star in the world. Follow her life and see what secrets she has.

A tragic story starring poot lovato

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Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your croc covers and completely and utterly groggy that you look like something from a viral dank meme. You hear a sound, so you sit up and light your bunsen burner, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour wearing UGGS, clambering halfway through the hole in your basement wall (still managing to look like some sort of Greek god, may I add) holding your MICKY MOUSE CROC. what do you do? Well, you let out a surprised fart obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #1 The Wattys winner 2018 --------------------------------- Hey to all of our fans. Due to technical difficulties our famous wattpad book was deleted so we had to make a new account and upload it again. I know I know, its so sad. But life goes on. And for those of ya'll who didnt have the privilege of reading our Watty winners book 'The Bad Boy Stole My Croc' then you're missing out on a wild ride. Also, we know that there might be some spelling errors and gramatical mistakes but ya know, who cares. And if you point it out you are a hater and we will take legal action and sue because this book is written from the perspective of a Poot that has spent most of her life locked up in a basement. So sorry if she can't write like Aquinas in his Summa Theologica. We keep it real. We keep it fresh. We keep it lit in Bangladesh. Anywho, hope you enjoy and leave a like and comment down below to get a shout out in next weeks video!!! xoxo- gossip Billy and Clint. :3

She had never seen the sun, felt the wind on her face, or felt soft sand between her toes. The only life she knew was the cold, soggy basement. This is the inspirational beginning of a life, of a girl; Poot.

paano na lang ang gagawin mo kung ang pinakakatago-tago mong sikreto ay mabunyag ng isang tao at hihingi sya sayo ng isang MALAKING kondisyon.. dahil ikaw lang daw ang nakita nilang perfect sa bagay na yun.. magagawa mo kaya yung bagay na yun..gayong wala sa pangarap mong gawin ang bagay na yun? PLEASE DO SUPPORT! :D

"Help!" Donald heard a cry from the basement as he was finishing up his paperwork. Donald rushed down, afraid that it was his wife, Melania, trapped in the basement, or worse, his daughter, Ivanka. He rushed to find the basement key, and as soon as it was found he ran as fast as he could to the tiny trap door, his shiny hair bouncing with every step he took. Unlocking the door quickly, he opened the small door to find a scared face in the dark looking up at him, but it wasn't Ivanka. Or Melania. It was poot.

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Everyone knows the internet meme Poot, but do you know the real story?

"It's our 3 month anniversary and I've decided to get something special for Niall to show my love for him" Kaylee said as she lifts up her sleeve revealing a "Chonce" tattoo on her wrist written in comic sans.