Poot Stories

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Imma share mi deepezt nd darkst storis in dis book

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Warning: Don't read Don't read Don't read Don't read Don't read Don't read Don't read Don't read I'm being serious stop now. IM BEIN CEREAL U DONT WANNA READ THIS K? K

This is an amazing story that you should read.

Shia LaBeouf, recognised as a supreme meme on Tumblr and twitter, and his infamous run-ins with the so called "Law". He recounts the moments surrounding the famous "Just Do It," speech and the real motive behind it. ~ Ashy_Xox This is just a small chapter thing, not poking fun at Shia Labeouf just having a little giggle over the little inspirational video :)

Poot falls in Love with the one and only Patrick Stump and will do anything to get to him basically

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Did someone say "Barakisha"? Definitely related to "The Secret Life of Poot Lovato."

Dora and Zayn had been living 6,709 miles apart for most of their lives. But one day, fate let them together. A thrilling, heart wrenching rom-com about unexpected love between two social icons. But not only is a story featuring the child star and an ex-One Direction bandmate, but also features many other celebrities of today such as Tyler Oakley and Miranda Sings, and a star-studded cast featuring MattyBRaps, Steve Buscemi and Rebel Wilson. Another important main character is none other than Poot Lovato, featuring in her first story since escaping the basement and being thrust into the spotlight. This book has received rave reviews from many sources! "Such a great book" - anonymous "A gripping thriller" - anonymous "I laughed until my sides ached" - anonymous "Dora is my favourite" - anonymous "Make this a movie please!! It's so good and would love to see Zayn and Dora in action" - anonymous There is no option now, you will have to read this. You will not regretting diving into this thrilling novel, with possible sequels to come! In the comments section, tell us what celebrity you want to make a guest appearance in the book, in the form of a character or a cast member. Check out the cast list to see the extensive list of your favourite celebrities cast as characters in this book! Imagine the faces of these celebrities in the movie adaptation of this book.

Poot has been dating Donald Trump for six years (AKA since she got out of the basement and met him in the dumpster can she accidentally fell into) And she claims he's madly in love with her, but on a tragic Novembers night, coming home from her dream job (McDonald's) she finds him in bed with his long time celebrity crush Barack Obama, she immediately freaks out and tells Obama's husband, Guy Fieri Obama who tells Poot that he's known for years Barack has been cheating with many other men, such as Billy Ray Cyrus and Bob Duncan. Heartbroken, Poot tries to kill herself by jumping of a bridge, but when she finds another meme (Pepe) trying to do the exact same thing, the two start talking and soon become best friends, and Pepe comes up with the perfect plan for Poot to get revenge. Read to find out just what becomes of the men who screwed up Poot's life almost forever.

Poot survived the cold, hard basement floor by writing in this diary, someday hoping someone would find it... and her.

This is a story about a barrier being made between two people that were very close...

"If I see you three again, you're fucked." -AI In which the the 5sos fam decides to write a story in a comment section.

Everyone knows the internet meme Poot, but do you know the real story?

It is about 2 ostriches life how they came from a small surounding to a big surounding and how they get to know their new owners and how they learn about Botrivers people and become friends with the owners.

Follow Harry Pooter through memes, magic, and tons of Dankness, will she survive? (based off of Harry Potter, and Poot Lovato)