Poppycock Stories

Here lie the short stories. This is the companion to my collection of poems from my creative writing class called "Iɴ Sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ Wᴏʀᴅs Cᴀᴍᴇ." I am looking for feedback, as I plan on putting some of these pieces into my portfolio. Also, if anyone wants to shoot me a prompt, I would love to gain inspiration from some of the ideas you guys have. Onward! -W.B.

The world’s only Consulting Badass is in for some balderdash. So is former army doctor Jawn Jawn- shit! JOHN Watson. Insane fangirls, sleeping pale lions, voices, and more await you! Including flailing figures! \o/ Even the story description is nothing but pure nonsense. Well, that’s to be expected, seeing who wrote it. Oh, and one last thing: *VIVA LA GATISS*

"what if u saw some hair at the top of ur locker and ur like "wtf" and u open it anyway and its luke hemmings and hes flattened out along the back like paper and to make him 3D again u have to go on a journey with calum and then u find the rest of the band on ur way like the wizard of oz (wizard of aus hahaha) and the wicked witch of the west was the lead singer of midnight red and the rest of the band was the flying monkeys and the good witch of the east was alex gaskarth and all the munchkins were one direction?"

Allie has been living in Poppycock for four years and has finally found a life that suits her. After a nasty divorce, she didn't think that she could ever trust a man again, but when Jasper Kensington arrives in the village, her opinions begin to change. Meanwhile, Mr and Mrs Hamilton are finding themselves in a spot of bother at the Brewery, but when a good offer comes along which will clear their debts and worries for good, they face a tough decision. Malcolm Levart is the village heart throb, but he holds a secret. Will the village judge him when he decides to spill the beans? Olivia Hamilton is also holding a secret, one which will put shame on the family, but is she prepared or the consequences? This is a story of love, heartbreak and finding yourself <3 Meet many more characters along the way in this tale of family, love triangles and drama!