Porkins Stories

Incorrect quotes about the legend of Dave the villager because this fandom doesn't have enough love.

Dave, a young villager, has always wanted to break free of the chains that are his village-and, of course, Steve. Steve is supposed to be a hero to all villagers, but when Dave gets a look at him--blowing up his own village, the place he's lived all his life--he sees the true side of Steve. And that Steve is a real jerk. But the destroyed village gives away a strange, strong secret: a broken portal to a mystical place called the End. And once Dave learns about it, he'll stop at nothing to finally find the Ender Dragon and slay it...so that a villager, for once, can be fully and truly recognized as a hero. But there's someone after Dave, and he learns that real heroes might not be what they seem... DISCLAIMER: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. I don't own this book, either, I just saw it had factual errors and decided to rewrite it and make it better.

What if Alex discovered she could respawn a lot earlier?

What if, in book 1, Dave didn't dig straight down into a lava pool but accidentally dug into Porkins house?

*MOST OF THESE TAKE PLACE IN MINECRAFT, IF NOT I WILL SAY* A bunch of different stories abt characters I've made up/ been inspired to make. A bunch of fluff, probably angst and smut It will say what the chapter is, the characters in the chapter and what inspired the chapter at the top of each one!