Historias de Porridge

Goldilocks and Three Bears -LATEST EDITION-

A minute and a half can do a lot of things...

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All Caitlyn had to do was make herself a bowl of porridge. What could go wrong?

Headcannons and oneshot and memes and incorrect quotes for the two princes podcast.

❝ 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 ❞ | where mason and lottie are forcefully brought together by their unborn child...‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎

Fyodor grew up his entire life being warned of the horrors of sin and those who carry it within them. Sin is evil, it is all that is wrong in the world, so why on earth is he so drawn to the sinner that drips with it in the basement. OR Fyodor lives in a heavily religious cult like village out in the Russian countryside and usually dealing with the sacrifices is one of the most tedious tasks that plague his existence but this time around it appears to be something different. OR Fyodors cult/village kidnaps dazai as their next sacrifice, Fyodor is assigned to keep him alive while they prepare him over the course of a month for the ceremony and he ends up developing a fascinating curiosity with their newest sinner who didn't seem to mind being there at all. No abilities au btw (Originally uploaded to ao3) Cover art is not mine as always x Irregular updates <3

If porridge was a gas - a short story

Headcannons and oneshot and memes and incorrect quotes for the two princes podcast.

Eine Geschichte die eine junge Protagonistin namens Lily auf der Suche nach ihrem Sinn im Leben verfolgt.

Hier zeige ich euch ein Porridge Rezept mit wenigen Zutaten, was nur wenige Minuten dauert und super lecker ist zum Frühstücken, als Snack zwischen durch wie mans eben gerade möchte.

Young gnome Porridge embarks on his journey around the world to spread his joy of cooking. These following short stories document his journeys, beginning with his misshapen childhood, to his perilous journeys in his adulthood. (Set in a LOTR inspired Medieval Fantasy world)

CREDS TO: @/peachbunii on Instagram for cover art WARNING: this fan fiction contains spoilers for Season three of the two princes podcast and mild to moderate swearing time to time. Also the things in ( ) is when they're breaking the 4th wall because I think they know their in a book or it's like their diary so they're writing or something that's why I do it POVs because it's fun like that and also you can really dig into their emotions and understand what their feeling a bit more. Also in this Amir is taller than Rupert because that's how I see them because I feel like Amir is like pretty tall. Anyways, have fun reading!

Snow White is a ditzy, dumb blonde-in-disguise. Rapunzel is a selfish, inconsiderate brat. Sleeping Beauty is a posh, Botox-wearing noob. But together, can they destroy a gingerbread house, convince a girl to kiss a frog (urgh), find their true loves, defeat the Evil South-Wind bastard of a witch and change the face of the fairytale world forever?

Alone he sat. A bowl and spoon laid out neatly on the table. Kyungsoo stared dreamily at his hot bowl of porridge.

"Babe?" Amir said again, this time a bit worried. Rupert slowly sat up, looked over towards Amir with a serious expression and said in the flattest most monotone voice: "If we trim Fitzroy's fur like a lion's, will the other dogs look at him as a royal?" - Conversations late at night can take some funny turns. Our platforms: ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/LumiNQuill Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/quilllumi

THERE IS A DELICIOUS PORIDGE