Porridge Stories

Snow White is a ditzy, dumb blonde-in-disguise. Rapunzel is a selfish, inconsiderate brat. Sleeping Beauty is a posh, Botox-wearing noob. But together, can they destroy a gingerbread house, convince a girl to kiss a frog (urgh), find their true loves, defeat the Evil South-Wind bastard of a witch and change the face of the fairytale world forever?

Young gnome Porridge embarks on his journey around the world to spread his joy of cooking. These following short stories document his journeys, beginning with his misshapen childhood, to his perilous journeys in his adulthood. (Set in a LOTR inspired Medieval Fantasy world)

Goldilocks and Three Bears -LATEST EDITION-

Headcannons and oneshot and memes and incorrect quotes for the two princes podcast.

Dina and Erin

Fyodor grew up his entire life being warned of the horrors of sin and those who carry it within them. Sin is evil, it is all that is wrong in the world, so why on earth is he so drawn to the sinner that drips with it in the basement. OR Fyodor lives in a heavily religious cult like village out in the Russian countryside and usually dealing with the sacrifices is one of the most tedious tasks that plague his existence but this time around it appears to be something different. OR Fyodors cult/village kidnaps dazai as their next sacrifice, Fyodor is assigned to keep him alive while they prepare him over the course of a month for the ceremony and he ends up developing a fascinating curiosity with their newest sinner who didn't seem to mind being there at all. No abilities au btw (Originally uploaded to ao3) Cover art is not mine as always x Irregular updates <3

A minute and a half can do a lot of things...

Anne Frank goes inside of the Van Daan's house. (Parody of Goldilocks and the 3 Bears)

The story of a funny little humorous goldilocks who has a very weird story. Keep in mind I wrote this at age 8. Vote, follow, and share it

If porridge was a gas - a short story

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green bananas can indeed make porridge..

An anonymous plea for help sends fifth grade sleuths, Goldie Page and Patchouli Rosenstein, into a book to save their first client.

Hi my name is Melanie. I'm 18 years old and I'm a youtuber. my best friend is Andrea and Jenn. We live with my brother Connor franta and his friends. oursecondlife.

Eine Geschichte die eine junge Protagonistin namens Lily auf der Suche nach ihrem Sinn im Leben verfolgt.

Goldilocks and the Three Bears, is good for bedtime stories. This is about a girl named Goldilocks who loves going for a walk trough the forest, who saw a cottage that she never seen before. Enjoy Reading!

Life has a weird way of showing, 'I appreciate you.' And it certainly has an unique way to bring you to the pathway of love. You two start with hating each other, learning to endure one another, forcing to work together. Then, you learn each other's differences. Finally, you learn to accept, and realise there's no way destiny did not tie you both in a thread as red as blessings. Timmy the Tortoise started hating Hayley the Hare since the beginning of time. Hayley hates Timmy for ruining her life. That is, until Seraphina the Wicked Cat allows them to cross paths with each other once more. She sent them to a quest. One that needs them to understand each other as they venture deep into various worlds and stories. Read this story, that teaches you love and friends come from different corners. White and Black. Any kind. As you read through this duo's journeys, you would realise the decisions made are more logical wise. They had their appropiate endings. They are their own gods and goddesses. Because they met love. In hatred, bears love. This story combines aesop fables and cartoons. It combines the following stories: - The Tortoise and the Hare - Snow White - The Magic Porridge Pot - Elena of Avalor - Sofia the First - The Clever Rabbit and the Lion - Red Riding Hood - Peter Rabbit - Percy Jackson (mere) - Harry Potter (mere)

THERE IS A DELICIOUS PORIDGE