Portaltwo Stories

So I've been reading lots of memes on Wattpad recently and thought " hey? What if I make my own meme book?" Soo yeah I'm making this even though like no one will see it

GLaDOS: Ask me and my... disposable... anything you like. I might even let you give us dares too, but NOT if it involves birds... Chell: Give her dares about birds. Lots of them. GLaDOS: You know, laminating your bones can still be arranged. [THIS IS AN OLD BOOK FROM YEARS AGO] [Basically it's very OOC a lot of the time]