Porygonz Stories

A self insert of the author of this story turns into a self aware Dreepy with all his memories intact in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe but instead of becoming a hero that does dungeon crawling, he becomes a dishwasher in Spinda's Cafe where the story turns into a surreal workplace sitcom full of: fourth wall breaking, reality warping nonsense, and pure internet humor. IBADTADITPU may include:

Fucking au about spooky sonic.exe virus eating them and shitting them t evil hahahahahah /jk but serious this is not scary but it will be best as horror. fucking school is exhausting

Cynthia's power has peaked, or so she fears. For months, her title stood unthreatened, and her challengers have grown too predictable. Not wanting to be blinded by arrogance, she seeks out Professor Rowan. However, what she wants isn't consultation over coffee. No, she issues her predecessor a challenge, as any sane Trainer would. ... A.K.A I never found this kind of story anywhere so fine, I'll write it myself. Former Champion Rowan is a concept too fun to pass on.