Postaldude Stories

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join postal due as he partakes in strange, Fucked Up and silly adventures! shout out 2 my good friend wes for making the amazing cover

Another Crappy Idea... What if Postal Dude finds and wields the Omnitrix? Or Nemitrix?

Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss X Postal (Y/n)/Postal X Cherri Bomb Hell can't handle (Y/n)/Postal if he dies.

[Fanart belongs ThaSpiciest on Newgrounds. CHECK. THEM. OUT!] You basically read an awful fanfiction and then Postal 1 Dude comforts you I guess. Because why not?

War Journal: Something trapped itself on my coat while I was buying rations. A strange creature, not like any hallucination I had before. Yellow, smiley, a contrast to the dimness of my home. Is this a being with meaning? Or does it mean to harm me with an infection? I'll have to keep a lookout.. but for now, I'll keep it. Best to have it within my sight. Or, in other terms, Postal dude 1997 accidentally kidnaps a giggler

After working at a dead end office job and not living a fulfilling life, a midlife crisis kicks your ass into making poor decisions that lead you to Paradise, Arizona. Instantly misfortune finds it's way to you once you arrive, and a strange bystander witnessing your lowest offers a Godly hand at your time of need. You have an awkward stay with him until you get back on your feet, and you can't help but taking a liking to the guy after getting to know the other residents of the town. In return for his past help, and vaguely being his "friend," you let him stay with you during rough patches in his marriage. Eventually rotting in your house together, him being practically an on and off roommate considering he'd have stays that would span months; things end up having their peaks and lows. ╾━╤デ╦︻(≖_< ) Sad Sad Situation - Dirty (Bowling For Soup) ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|• 0:10 " Male Reader, No Use of Y/N, Not the Healthiest Relationship, Postal 2 Dude and Postal 1 Dude are Brothers, Crackheads are gonna be Crackheads, can you tell the author is used to ao3 formatting?, Reader is inadvertently kind of a homewrecker, it's not readers fault the allegations are true, reader is over everything so he's way too accepting

"Only..., only my weapon understands me" Fanfic about the decline and ascendancy of Postal Dude, this fanfic could combine the events of Postal 1 with those of Postal 2, but preferably the Lore of the original Postal WARNINGS: NSFW (Sex, blood, decadence, schizophrenia)

Very silly self indulgent fanfic about my self insert (?) coming out as gender-fluid to postal dude. Probably super ooc so keep that in mind. No beta reader no regrets 🫡 Wasn't planning on posting this tbh but decided fuck it why not.

*Postal dude is now In this book* Just oneshots,rants,or just me rambling on and on

yeah no, I just made this as a joke with my friend

Just my first fan-fic story about Postal Dude and Tohru. This is based on the video memes of Postal Dude meets Tohru. (All the images used on the chapters belong to other artists, all credits to them!!)

Your Postal Dude doll arrives in your mailbox. There's something peculiar about him. She/her pronouns will be used for YN, but feel free to change that in your head :p