Pottymouth Geschichten

Liam Alexander Reeves was six when first discovered that he could blow things up with a flare of his temper. He was nine-and-a-half when he discovered the Hateful Ones. He was two days over nine-and-a-half when he started batling them. He was seventeen when when he discoved that his world was not like it seemed and that everything was being just Ripped Apart and that he was the only one able to knit it all back before it is Too Late. Liam thinks he's coping well.

In which a very short, cynical girl and a very irritating, tall boy set out to save Halloween and the world with the help of fandom trash and a potty mouth *Rated PG-13 for language and violent scenes*

Ok! So for all the reads that I have received on the first three stories that I posted I will be doing an about me thingy. It will probably be weird, embarrassing, boring and quite frankly full of swear words

"I would not be surprised if one day, with your short-temper and potty mouth, will get you in trouble." said one her friends before which indeed happened to be true most of the time. But her above-average intelligence and dedication made people accept her despite her temper and potty-mouth. One faithful day, Kim Geu-rim meets Baek Hyung-woo, a handsome business-looking man with a God-like demeanor. He looked like he knows everything and with just one look can intimidate you. Their first started with the wrong foot that made Geu-rim spit with profanities against him. The man even had guts to contact her for an unknown reason. He demanded to meet her and for the second time, she shockingly discovered that the person was a secret doting brother to his youngest sister whom she just recently knew and took a liking! This man has a sister-complex! What more was she have to work under him for the time being! "Ha! What luck do I have to be associate with the bastard like him!" She angrily complained to herself. His presence rubbed her the wrong way and irritates her to the bone. But one day, she got drunk and found herself naked in the arms of her irritating boss.

It's you

The heart of this story is about friendship. No matter what being there for your friend. Creating your own reality and finding out who you are. Oh and laughing. Here is an exerpt from part V. "I think I am going to be sick," Egbert says. "What is wrong with you?" Roger asks. They are in Roger's room in his mom's trailer. Egbert is sitting on Roger's bed. He throws his arm over his eyes and falls back laying there on Roger's bed moaning. "Stop that! Stop that now! That sounds gay. My mom might think we are doing stuff in here," Roger says. "What kind of stuff?" Egbert asks. "Don't even say another word. I am not even going to think those thoughts for one second," Roger answers. "Well I think I am having a flashback from the spiked Kool-Aid they gave us. You peed in my mouth," Egbert says. Roger turns white. He is taken aback. "I did no such gay thing," Roger says. "Yes, you did. I was sitting up on that billboard for so long and had to sit down. Then I felt something on my back and turned my head. You was peeing on me," Egbert says. "I piss you not," Roger says. "Oh, yes you did and I was thirsty and confused. So, I opened my mouth thinking it was some kind of new fountain, but it wasn't. It was salty you peed in my mouth. Now I have leprosy," Egbert says. "Leprosy?" Roger asks his forehead furrowed. "Yea my skin itches," Egberts says. "You don't have leprosy and you better not tell anyone that gay story or I will suffocate you will that pillow right now," Roger says. "I am serious. I heard you catch leprosy from cannibalism and I drank your pee and now I am a cannibal and my skin itches. Oh, we never should have done drugs!" Egbert says. "We did not do drugs and I did not do anythi...," Roger stops talking as Jerome surprises the boys with a visit to Rogers house.

I was completely satisfied with graduating high school. No emotional attachments no crazy over coming nerd to bad ass break through. It was pretty normal my school didn't really have social class either now that I think about it, everyone just kind of co-existed in peace. I had one solid friend named Addison March. Everything was going smoothly until I realized... I don't know what the Hell I'm doing with the rest of my life. But hey it's just freshmen year. I've got time, Right?

page hem - shy, caring, chatter box, GRYFFINDOR, 1st best in her year, 1st of October 1961, James potter- funny, kind, coky, shy, cool, GRYFFINDOR, trusting, 2nd best in there year, 10th March 1960 disclaimer: I do not own harry potter my queen J.K Rowling does the only thing that belongs to me are my OCs and the plot, thanks

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