Poutine Stories

Add a bit too much sugar and that's all folks. ALSOOOOOOOOO there's totally not any spoiler for Torchwood Season 3 including Ianto (THERE IS!)

j'exprime ma haine .

This is exactly what it sounds like. Basically a diary that can be freely read by anyone on Wattpad who wants to read it. Everything written here is true and it is all from my point of view. It is me, writing what I think, when I think it. Respond, give your opinion, or suggest a new topic, maybe you'll inspire my next entry?

Elena Rodriguez is your typical seventeen year old Canadian beautiful poor girl. Her dad is dead and her mom is the cleaner for Canada's richest family; the Antonopoulos'. When Rooben Antonopoulos, the son who was sent to boarding school in England, comes home to the mansion for the summer for the first time since he was seven, Elena is intrigued by the British bad boy and sparks fly as they learn each other and open up to the secrets of their pasts. From playing games to sweet and passionate seduction, follow Elena and Rooben as they embark on a journey full of lust, longing, family feuds and private jets and they discover the true meaning of romance. Is this a forever type of love... or is it Just For The Summer?

Telling the truth is so overrated. In most cases, telling the truth will get you in less trouble than it would to lie. In Jay Benson’s case, lying’s the only way out. She’s envied her twin sister Kimberly Benson all her life, watching sister spin her web of lies to get anything she ever wanted. She has everything. Especially Owen Houston, the Benson’s next door neighbour and Jay’s childhood best friend. But one party changes everything. Something happens between Jay and Owen, and Jay is forced to tell numerous lies, if she wants to keep her encounter with Owen a secret. Also learning, she’s not the only one who bares them.

The whimsical adventures of Sean Wever, a Canadian e-celeb who discovers a magical ability that allows him to communicate with animals. He will need to overcome the winter of the Great White North (not a racist term), his crippling social anxiety, and a long list of embarrassing personal and sexual deficiencies in order to fulfill the prophecy of his beloved friend.

Louis Tomlinson is the least favoured One Direction member and he knows that. Whenever he's with the boys, he fake smiles at the fans who's always screaming the other boys' names. He always puts up with it. When he does something really amazing, people doesn't really care alot. But when fellow band member, Harry Styles does nonsense, it gets to the front page. He felt lonely and worthless compared to his other band members, don't get me wrong, he's thankful for what he has accomplished but nothing feels right. He then meets a fan at a CD signing, Ashley Robinson. Little did he know that that's the girl who's gonna change his life forever.

𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥:𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭. 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. 🌻ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀ ɪꜱ 𝐘𝐄𝐒!!! ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. As someone said before: "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦."especially the crazy memories. 𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. ℍ𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕟𝕛𝕠𝕪 𝕚𝕥💕 🌟𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘!!!🌟 😄 𝔻𝕆 𝕊𝕌ℙℙ𝕆ℝ𝕋 . 😊𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝

A Mississauga private investigator tackles the cheesy case of a stolen poutine recipe, navigating the competitive world of local foodies and ultimately discovering the "theft" was just a gravy-covered accident. https://atlasinvestigations.ca/private-investigator-in-mississauga/ https://atlasinvestigations.ca/

A collection of weird dreams formulated by the subconscious mind of yours truly.

This year Bella Ann, the team leader of her high school's swim team, will experience the biggest life changer she'll ever go through. From here on Bella will learn just how crazy life is, and it only gets crazier when she meets the boys swim team, but when she meets their team leader Sam Winchester, she finds that he pays extra attention to her from then on and starts to realize something she's never truly felt before. On this life adventure Bella will be put through some important decisions. Like making time for love, and still be focused on her dream career. Can Bella keep on top of her life? Find out if this swimmer will sink or swim.

A force de trop surfer sur les vagues du Covid, Olivier Véran, ministre de la santé, ne sait plus où accoster et ça commence à devenir très fâcheux quand les français n'en font qu'à leur tête, et que son épouse Coralie décide de lui mettre un coup de poignard dans le dos pour finir avec Jacline Mouraud, une gilet jaune. Pour Olivier, c'est la fin des gratins dauphinois mais il va pouvoir compter sur une aide bien précieuse: son collègue, Jean Castex. Mais être au gouvernement français, quand les citoyens sont très grincheux, prêt à vendre leur reins pour expliquer que le masque est inutile, et persuadé que Emmanuel Macron est un reptilien trop amoureux des cordons bleus, ce n'est jamais facile. Des journalistes en furie, des batailles de choucroutes, des métaphores d'eux même sur les hamsters asmathiques, la vie d'Olivier Véran et Jean Castex promet d'être rempli de rebondissement et peut être qu'ils finiront par trouver une des plus dangereuses choses de ce monde: l'amour. olivier veran (ministre de la santé) x jean castex (premier ministre apparemmentmaisonestpastropsursurnonplus)

"- On my mother's life, I'll fuck the Islamic state with my nuclear bomb, they'll stop kalachnikov us those bastards! Barack fell in love with Vlad at the moment he said these words. He couldn't say if it was his way of speaking, which was strong and hard, or the rage in his eyes which made him crazy about the russian." Between hate, war, footballers and morocans, how will those two presidents live their love? How will they conciliate war and peace? Can they be happy or will they always suffer? Poubama, love's stronger than war. Poubama will set up peace. A fiction which may bring back peace in the world. This story is a french fiction which does not belong to me. @stupidfictions wrote it and any success belongs to her. I'm only the translator. Don't hesitate to correct any english mistake, I'm french, and human, I can make some. If you want to read the original one, in french : https://www.wattpad.com/story/54687646-poubama-l%27amour-plus-fort-que-la-guerre

(I love poutine)

I run to the car crying trying not to trip as Isaac yells some about Hannah trying to rip his ears off. I trip on the curb hitting the window. I open the car door to find my best friend and sister laughing their heads off. "Oh-mer-Ghod" Hannah laughs, "That was soo funny." "No, it wasn't." I say pouting "Yeah, it was." Isaac says finishing up his laughing. Good. That stupid cow! "Now, why were you crying?" He asks. Oh now he wants to be a poutine. "Steve and Connor," I start to choke up, "They're so mean." "What did they say?" Hannah asks still not fully recovered from her laughing fit. "T-they said, I wasn't Isaac best friend and he only hangs with me cause of Aaron." I start to cry, "Baaaaaah, oh no the poutine." I cry some more. This only make Hannah laugh even more. I hope she choke on all the air she gobbling up right now. "Now, now. That's not fully true." Isaac reason. I subber up right here. "What do you mean not fully true." I say norrowing my eyes at him. "I mean, you're my best friend, but I only keep you around to hang with Aaron." With that starts he the car and we're off to school. Ah, now his a pickle chip. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This the story of my aw-zome life, which includs: my stupid best friend Isaac, my annoyingly (<that's big word) over size family, school people and some other wierd crayons. People might say I'm wierd or crazy but, I'm the sane one they're all just whinny pieces of stuffing. Oh, yeah my name is Haley by the way. ~Warning~ Mild language