Praiseme Stories

Time gives life. While it can do the opposite. My time gets taken away to give to others while I slowly get weaker and soon fade away. Gone. Forever. Not be able to do anything. This gift is a curse. But can someone change that? Read on to find out what happens!! FNAF belongs to Scott Cawthon. Nothing belongs to me but the story. Enjoy!

Oh hello darlings! This book is about me, of course, and my amazing, beautiful, and action-packed life! It's also about my brand-new television show, "Dem Legs!", me, Blookie, and Dummy just being perfect, depressing, and...uh? Stabby? Dummy is ALWAYS talking about knives and sharp stuff like that. Oh! And if you don't know who I am, (which you should, I'm everywhere, and offended) I am a MALE robot, I repeat MALE Robot. I mean my soul is a female and my body (which was made by that sweetheart of a scientist, Dr. Alphys) is a male. Ok am I done with this stupid description now? To much English for one day. Wait? You're putting in everything I say right now? Please don't put this in. I already signed a contract? What? Blookie you hired the worst description writers! Ugh! I'm out! And I'm taking my fabulousness with me!!