Pratchett Stories

In a galaxy where naming your planet 'Earth' is commonplace, Robert Grognon emerges as an unlikely Galactic Grand Regent, originally just a simple Earth accountant catapulted well beyond his narrow comfort zone despite himself. Agatam Sissi Dobruel, the 98th Grand Scribe, is tasked with documenting Grognon's life, beliefs, and the customs he brings from his version of Earth. Amidst galactic politics, unique traditions, and a colorful cast of characters, this biography explores the apprehension of fate, the quest for identity, and the origin of kebabs, in an adventure that defies time and space.

A terry pratchett esque story

John Locke is a philosopher, empiricist, and a clandestine operative who likes his tuxedos pressed and his Discourse martinis "spoken, not slurred". After a botched mission leaves his neck open like a guillotined monarch (don't worry, he gets better), his superior Aristotle sends him on an assignment to recover Bacon's Four Idols, powerful philosophical artifacts that when brought together could erase reality. But everybody knows that the Four Idols are only a myth... Forced to work with a motley crew of philosophers, theorists, and the beguiling figure of Agent Sophia Wisdom, John Locke must arm himself with the most cunning paradox engines and philosophical gadgets, and race across the globe in search for the (allegedly) nonexistent artifacts while battling existential villains and their nihilistic henchmen. Filled with espionage parody, chock full of terrible wordplay, and crammed to the brim with references to philosophers past and presently dead, You Only Think Twice is a hilarious, and hopefully thought-provoking story for enthusiasts of both spy fiction and the philosophical treatise. ---------- This story is currently a WORK IN PROGRESS and published chapters can be edited at any time. Chapters will be posted as soon as I finish writing them, and of course comments are more than welcome. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it!

Marvin the depressed robot is a genius, but his cognitive abilities aren't always recognized. When the Abbot of the Monks of History assigns Marvin a nearly impossible task, the robot is unperturbed, and sets out to accomplish it. His job? To retrieve the one Clock that can truly change time from the thieving Plaximus Gutorians. However, Marvin has little to no clue as to what the clock looks like, and he may be in for a surprise. Won't this be quite the adventure? Entry for SciFriday.

It may seem incredible, but this story was created by IT Student. Not a humanist, language teacher or historian, but an IT guy. And though it was to be a story made for a competition, it is to be done mostly for the closest ones. It is a tail about a future far away... or an ancient past... or maybe the very day it is right now? What's really sure, is that the heroes of it will be the three "Great". Who did the author call like that? Check it out for yourself! :) --- I dedicate this work to my Parents, and the Authors of creations, to which I relate in the very text, for fascination of written word and inspiration to write by myself.

My life is okay. I mean, it's not the most interesting, but I have a flat, and money. Well, I did, untill that night. The night my life changed for ever. The night the Officers came for me, but Static and his friends saved my life, and now I fight for a cause I don't believe in and I have no name. But maybe things aren't so bad with the rebels. This is the story of how I fouund my name after years of pretending it was something else for the State's sake.

Two trolls, Oaky Doaky and Will Dew, save the Earth from a terrible fate. Then everyone lives happily ever after. Oh, look at that. I just spoiled the ending for you. So you probably shouldn't bother reading it, hmm? What's the point if all the mystery and conflict has been sucked away, hmm? Don't look at me like that. Well no I ... That is to say ... Well some people like happy endings! What do you mean people want mystery? Suspense? A surprise? Let me tell you: the dinosaurs got a big flaming surprise a gazillion billion years ago, but you don't see them whining on about it, now do you?

The final exam for membership into the Hunter's Guild should be a walk in the park for Kristen. But her mentor Alpha failed to mention the heavy weight that membership carries with it. A meeting with The Grim Reaper and the Incarnation of Science, during her expedition, is only a start to the strange history that is Rootworld. If Kristen's strange History lesson teaches her anything, she may pass yet. That is, if she doesn't decide that saving Time and Space is more important. Meanwhile, Ian Stein and Tess Nikola are navigating the halls of the Rootworld academy of the arts and dealing with the growing pains that come with teenage changes, such as, developing their theories of Relationship and the Magno-electric spectrum.

Disclaimer: No serious romance or hanky-panky involved. Sorry. Set in Pratchett's Discworld, here's a mellow story of how a new witch goe about her day. Written mostly because I always daydream of being a witch ith Tiffany, and here's a way to ge my fanatsies on paper.

About dragons, a lost princess from the kingdom of What and the espionage scandal of the republic of Ever. But mostly dragons.

For 6000 years the two entities have mingled among the humans, occasionally sharing a moment, whether it be good or bad. But after knowing one another for so long one begins to question the purpose of their friendship and whether there is more that they both cannot see alone. They need to see through each other's eyes to discover that their feelings for one another are more than just a possibility and whether they would take that risk of speaking first.

The God Vote follows public relations expert Tim Bloom as he helps his most difficult client yet, God, win an election and save the world. A satirical fantasy story that draws inspiration from Terry Pratchett, falls well short of Douglas Adams, and plagiarises The Bible for a tale of Trumpian politics and world ending drama. Tim Bloom is a miserable PR expert suffering a crisis of conscience when a mysterious stranger enters his life and thrusts him into a universe of religion, ethics, morality, and what it means to be human. Tim finds himself running the campaign of his life against a famous business and reality TV mogul who hides a secret and will say and do anything to secure an election win. Tim and God embark on a worldwide adventure to prevent the enslavement of the human race while a hidden enemy works in secret to stop the election completely and take control of Earth. Join God and Tim on a journey of biblical proportions as they campaign hard to save the world.