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This story is about my journey into becoming an activist.

DAISY SETS OUT TO FIND THE IDEAL MAN WITH HER TALKING, ALCOHOLIC CAT. Daisy will turn 40 in eleven months and has never married. Her family figures Daisy is a loser because she is still in college trying to avoid paying off her student loans which have amassed over 22 years of a miseducation. And all Daisy has is a cat to keep her company. To make the crises worse, her cat begins giving Daisy dating advice, when she is sober! She never knew the cat was British though Daisy did name him Shakespeare. The mess of Daisy's life is even kookier because the cat is cursing and smoking now like a Downton-Abbey criminal, quoting William Shakespeare, and drinking more alcoholic beverages. Mm, there must be a connection to all this flowing alcohol, which may explain the bubbly in Daisy's brain. Her sisters and mother insist on setting Daisy up on six blind dates and all the men are named after liquor. In her quest to find the ideal man, Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! equals five blind dates. If only Daisy remembered to ask God when He texted her to show her exactly where her soulmate is on her phone's map app.

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