Preposterous Geschichten

YOU WANT MADNESS....? HERE IT IS!!

This is novel written by me. I hope you enjoy. Emily Rosatas was a normal twenty-four year old girl. Well for 1824. Born in a wealthy family, she has everything she need. After finishing her studies, it is time for her to find a suitable man to spend the rest of her life with. Follow this long journey with her to finding true love.

The Pointless Pursuits of a Particularly Preposterous Person is part one in an upcoming short story series about the bizarre creature Argyllmylsvouth and his quest to murder his cousin, Kevin the Bear, for drugs money. In this part, you will encounter a sadistic, trigger happy monster, a depressive bear in an expensive Italian suit and a rather attractive receptionist.... which may lead to some mild sexual references. Also contains just a pinch of blood and gore. No bears were harmed in the making of this story.

Keen readers and fans of unnecessary violence and random nonsense, gather round, for the final part of the Tragically Terrible Trilogy is here- 'The Pointless Pursuits of a Particularly Preposterous Person III: The Finalé Fiasco'. Here, discover the secret of the bizarre creature Argyllmylsvouth's addiction to melons, and see how his cousin Kevin the Bear copes when he has to right the wrongs for cheating Death! All I can tell you is that, like the previous two stories, it is going to be rather unpleasant and an utterly pointless pursuit indeed as the adventures of Argyllmylsvouth and Kevin are finally concluded...

She was ordinary while he was extraordinary He was an unimaginable while she was a fantasy they were two ends of the same edge that would never be apart but also opposite poles that could never be aside will it be a lock without a key, or a house with a door join in to see preposterous journey of the two Ft-Drikshit

Welcome to a world of bizarre creatures, decomposing giant Blue Whales and bears in italian suits. Here you will not find happy little elves skipping merrily through fields of grass, or jolly pixies singing songs. Instead you will find madness and another extremely pointless pursuit of the preposterous Argyllmylsvouth. In this, the second part of the soon to be better than sliced bread short story trilogy, Argyllmylsvouth goes on another stupendous quest, this time to win the war against his own haunting imagination. Of course, he will meet old friends along the way, like Death and his cousin Kevin the Bear, and of course he will end up getting on their nerves. Surely this could be a little better than the last tragically terrible outburst from that barmy 16 year-old author? To tell you the truth, it probably isn't, so sit back, grab the popcorn and endure the latest crazy concoction since sticking bits of corn into a microwave.

As the title says, this is a Language Arts assignment gone wrong (from 2019). Our objective was to write a short story on the creation of something, how it came to be. Being the ridiculous theatrical person I am, I wrote about the creation of Jazz Hands.