CooperTheMustache
Imagine that you're elected to run your own country, there can't be anything bad about it right? I mean, you're the president!
Well let me tell you something, it's the absolute worst. No free time, no parties, no girls, and no fun in general. Oh, and you can't get fired. At least I can't.
I've done everything to get thrown out of the White House, from outlawing Doritos, to blowing up heritage buildings, and even running over the former First Lady's leg. How can I not be getting fired? Well, turns out I just keep fixing problems no one knew existed.
How can I be fired from a job when I do it better than anyone else?
(Co-written by JC and Ezia12)