Primark Stories

*I DO NOT OWN HEINZ, HEINZ IS OWNED BY HEINZ.* Lime has reached the end of the tunnel in her legal battle for human rights, will she be able to win the trial? or will she be thrown into the darkest depths of the legume custody? ONESHOT

Hi. I'm Sophia Young, an average 19 year old girl. My life was tipped upside down the day I met Jackson Parker. And this is our love story .

"Your hate for alpacas are unfactual." - yathotwrong "I dare you to say that to my fucking face you uncultured swine!" - afrixanb "I LIVE HALF WAY ACROSS THE FUCKING WORLD, DUMBASS!" -yathotwrong In which, friendship knows no bounds, not even distance.

workers of the shops find themselves in love. Will the relationship grow and evolve? Or will it crash a burn? (Edgy, it's probs gonna be normal lol)

Voldemort had no nose, no heart, and no life. But even dark lords need some love. In these thrilling chapters, our favourite villain will ride the rollercoaster of romance. I don't own Harry Potter, Blind Date, Twilight, The Hunger Games, shesh-kebabs,Wimpys' (very unfortunetly) and pretty much anything else I mention.

decades of time, live and war. Yet to awake from the deep slumber forced upon her. A dead language, memories that non can relate to, dead and yet alive in space. I don't own Warhammer or anything with it. just plot and main character.

It all started when Malfoy came to school with an accent and a bad haircut, and an equally crummy taste in muggle music. (a huge au) Updates now and then If I owned Harry Potter, Harry would have common sense. ༊*·˚𝙱𝚎𝚐𝚞𝚗 iixx-x-xx ᵃ ˢᵘⁿᵈᵃʸ

Shadow Rose was a normal, teenage girl until she became homeless, but someone saves her, but who is her true love?

A wealthy Bri'ish Primark employee, Patrick Bateman, hides the fact that he is a half-bagel from his co-workers and friends as he delves deeper into his lovely fantasies for Y/N L/N. It's the early 2020s.