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The New Kid finds himself in a spot of trouble when he falls for the beautiful Princess Kenny, he is a brave and noble warrior who cannot be distracted by things like girls. His commander, The Grand Wizard, will protect the Princess at all costs, to ensure that no harm can come to her and that no men will find themselves in her heart.
Douchebag can't help himself from putting on an extravagant show of a fight when Princess Kenny is watching, he loves the way her eyes light up and she claps excitedly whenever he wins.
How will he drag himself out of the hole he has dug himself so deep into, and focus on his true task, saving the Stick of Truth?