MinervasAthena
When life gives you lemons, do something unexpected and make orange juice. Now you've done something unique, and also have a commercially popular drink in your hands, while simultaneously giving life and everyone around you a heart attack, because "What kind of sorcerer makes orange juice out of lemons?"
An absolute win-win situation, as I like to call it.
Of course things admittedly get a little more complicated when instead of offering you the usual citrus fruit, life decides to test your patience by sending a certain raven-haired detective and his military doctor your way.
Featuring our favourite a high functioning sociopath, a crazy not crazy protagonist, a little bit of crime here and there, and predictably, Dr. Watson as the last one sane.
I apologise in advance for all the stupid jokes, terrible puns, and a whole lot of British-level craziness.