Historias de Probablyillegal

forbidden love *gasp* anyways hajime probably stuck his dick into the oj bottle so rip to whoever drank straight from it after nagitos probably gonna fuck shit up and end the world but its okay bc i love him

Ok we're done, You know what? I'm breaking up with you. It's not me it's you. I have suffered through many instances where you weren't there for me. Instead actually you were just sitting there insulting me and making me make a fool of myself. We're done. Too long have I put up with you, and I will put up with you no longer. I start grinning because for once I sound smart. So smart that i would've sent Einstein crying to his mommy. 'You know if I had a face I would be face palming.' No you wouldn't BECAUSE I JUST OWENED YOU. 'YOU CANNOT BREAK UP WITH YOUR BRAIN, YOU NIGIT, ugh I honestly thought that you were smarter than that, I know you aren't THAT smart at all, but this, this is a whole new level of stupid. Trust me, if that was possible I would've been loooonngg gone. And you would be left brainless. While I would've been finding a smarter human.' My bottom lip starts wobbling. "Bray" I start wailing. "My stupid brain's being mean again." I blubber. "Oh Liz." He sighs. I glare at him. "Come here baby." He says opening his arms. Ok Liz Blackwood is a little....... Ahem. Well being nice she is basically bat-shit crazy, but the thing is, she is one of the most notorious kidnappers of all time. And yes kidnapping is a job, maybe slightly illegal, but still a job. What happens when Elizabeth and her best friend Bryan are forced to go to London and somehow end up at some weird, horrible, pop concert boy-band thingy, that Liz has never heard of before and she is glad she hasn't. They are terrible. Third Dimension? Or was it Two Complextion? Whatever, what happens when Liam Payne has some infatuation with her and kidnaps her and Bryan. Ohhhhh he will learn that it's never a good idea to kidnap a kidnapper.

"yo Patrick, you got a minute ",Mr Greg calls out to me."l got a sec ". you see that guy over there, He's black and I hate him",Mr Gregory says "but I'm black ",Patrick say while pointing a finger at himself. "I know",he say looking through the window. "so what do you want me to do",Patrick insists. "I want you to do what black people do",Mr Greg says. "kill him",Patrick say with fear. "he'll no. why in the world would you have that idea . Take him to a basketball game and go watch lebron James score a three pointers ". "yea yea ",Patrick grumbles as he is about to go."oh one more thing",Mr Greg says. "what",Patrick frustrated. "there's some chicken in the freezer ". "a chicken ",Patrick says concerned. "don't be stupid. He's black, blind idiot ", "asshole ",Mr Greg murmurs to himself.