Probablynot Stories

[ SEQUEL TO PLATONIC ] previously, brendon: goodbye, ryan. brendon and sarah hit yet another rough patch. brendon has no one to turn to except for ryan. [ book 2 of 2 ] [ warnings: cursing ]

Thorian Vale Arclen 30 year old billionaire dad, who's in an arranged marriage ( coz why not throw in some bull about terrible traditions that somehow still exist in the big 2025 🙄 ) except his wife runs away with another man. He searches everywhere for her only to find a woman he thinks is his wife but actually turns out to be someone else which is just weird coz they look exactly alike but whatever all he needs is a mom for his son anyway so he offers her deal. Hehe 😈 Lila Jade Maddox 28 year old chronically single woman who goes on holiday to Aurethion ( a holiday she has been saving for because she isn't a billionaire and neither are her parents) to relax and unwind from her busy life in London ( when I say busy life I mean job she has no social life or anything else to keep her busy other than her job) except she somehow wakes up in the hospital, a doctor calls her Mrs Arclen, like, who the heck is that, but then a handsome billionaire offers her a deal, and now she's a mom ? Weird ass love story (not really it's kinda cliche), but whatever I think it's a decent story, but then again, I'm biased since it's mine, so eh, it might be crap but you won't know until you read it PLEASE READ IT or don't I don't care (I DO CARE A LOT ACTUALLY) Anyway this is my story pls enjoy

Just a entertaining book of random stories I come up with in my head. Yup! Let's see what kind of weirdness plops out of my head!

❝ that's the thing about euphoria, it never really quite lasts, does it? ❞ VALKYRIE x FEM!OC THOR: RAGNAROK AN UNFORTUNATE HEROES NOVEL SLOW UPDATES

Hello! I'm new to writing stuff on wattpad so I'm sorry if I mess some stuff up!! Well uhm.. by the title these stories will be dreamnotfound innocent moments! I'm not good at smut so i won't be writing that, sorry! If I mess something up don't be afraid to confront me! Anyways, I hope you enjoy! 😊✨🌸🦖 ALSO IM NOT SHIPPING THEM IN REAL LIFE!

I don't even know man. Some miscellaneous book, if you could call this garbage dump a book! Includes drabbles, jokes, and scenarios I have no context for for certain animes.

To sum it up, Grim overblots due to a random slew of stress, MC is questioning if they are a good enough person to care for Grim, and I can't write angst.

Heyo! This is my first story, so I hope you like it, as I worked really hard on it. If it is still ongoing, I'll try to update as soon as I can :) There's probably a LOT of errors in this, so if you can, maybe point them out? Ur choice tho READ THE WHOLE DESCRIPTION, IMPORTANT STUFF IN IT NEAR THE BOTTOM Actual Desc: Bloody, broken and scared, Midoriya goes through life knowing nothing but torment at the explosive hands of his once best friend. Happiness is an emotion now lost in the torment, sinking deeper until it can no longer be saved. Suddenly, Midoriya finds himself in a place he feels right at home with... but... it's not exactly a typical "home". Wind ripping through his hair, seeming to lift him up as it catches in his cloths, it feels like flying. Peace. Then, something shows up... Midoriya tries as best he can to stop this threat, but his voice never seeming to reach what he once studied with a passion that burned in his beating heart. He has to help, find a way to help what he once loved, and save it, even though he is now missing this once beautiful thing. Then in a glow that seemed to blind the darkness, light fl-..-*_~...**~-.... (((TRANSCRIPT CORRUPTED, SIGNIFICANT DATA LOSS))) (((CONTINUE WITH TRANSCRI-.-*~...))) SHIPS: (Could be classified as a Dekubowl with a lot of characters in it, but not actually intended to be one) (take it however you feel :) ) KiriBaku KamiJirou TokoTsyu Probably others I have forgotten to mention- lol (Eh- Easter egg hunt that way :p ) NOTES: Be wary, this story includes: Shigadeku brothers (if ya want, you can also say afo is their dad in that respective sense, idk) ⚠️⚠️TW⚠️⚠️ ABUSE BULLYING SU!CIDE BLOOD GORE Somewhat over detailed parts- I'll give warnings if ya wanna skip those, as I can get a B I T carried away (plus, idk if I'm ok- but I like writing bloody and gruesome scene's) 😅🙃 =/-I only own the plot and cover, nothing else (unless ment

"These are literally the shittiest directions I've ever been given." "It's not my fault Google crashed." complete mashton- au ©casey, 2015

Please Read: I guess I should put a bit of a warning, this is kind of becoming a place for me to vent so, there is some, I guess you could say, suicidal elements to it. So. Yeah. You've been warned. "Teenaged angst" ahead. (I don't really know how to do the warning things but I felt I should put one just incase that's going to bother anyone. ...Even though no one's probably goning read anything I write.)

I don't own any art or pictures unless said otherwise. Homestuck and it's characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Any gender. ⚠️Trigger Warnings⚠️ Swearing I may not being able to get personalities right 0,w,0 !!SLOW UPDATES!! Highest ranks: No. 1 in #thesignless No. 1 in #Probablynot No. 28 in #Mcdonalds No. 11 in #ohwell No. 4 in #jadeharley

I am giving a detailed analysis of... Well, I dunno. Someone got mad at me for giving advice to an author. (the author of the story wasn't even upset with me, so the adversary was more angry than the person who comment was directed at)

Just some poems that i'm writing to help me deal with mental health! Read or don't read, I don't mind!!

(Old description) There is no place in the world where I could possibly belong. I'm treated as a demon child by my father and my mother is often too scared to come home. But all this changed when, She, came along. "Let's leave together..." A soft yet metallic voice whispered into my ear. There was no explanation, and no question. I was led away, free from my hardships. Or so I thought. This was only the dawn of a new day.

this is a joke

This is a Dark x reader fanfiction based around some of the events and characters of the Who Killed Markiplier series. I suggest you watch it before you read this to understand it better. It's going to be chapter by chapter, each one picking up after the next one. I really hope you enjoy reading this, and thank you so much for checking it out! :D **NOT EVERYTHING IN THIS STORY WILL BE RELATED TO THE CANONS OF WKM**

Description: Y/n is headstrong, arrogant, and often makes questionable choices. What will happen when this strong girl meets the Dark Ruler, Kylo Ren? A journey of love, friendship, realization, family, and hardships.