RitaNovak
A comedic pirate adventure full of puzzles and absurd logic.
The Last Excuse is a pirate schooner that sails from one disaster to the next - and only one person on board knows what he's doing.
Weakling Steve, fresh out of middle school, never planned to become the brains of a pirate crew, but storms, sharks, and treasure hunts don't wait.
With a philosophical cat, a parrot who argues like a lawyer, and a ship full of spectacularly incompetent pirates, every voyage turns into a new adventure.
Hidden inside each chaotic chapter is a puzzle - if you can spot the clues.