Historias de Professormembrane

For being supposedly the smartest man in the world, being a dad sure is hard.

Prof. Membrane goes shopping for animal test subjects at the mall's pet store, when suddenly he finds a new pair of shoes that are perfect. He faces a great challge when trying them on! Cover made by @Chexmix1273

*Disclaimer* I don't own Invader Zim Or this cover art My name is James, we used to live in Boston but my father got a new job it was called Membrane labs, so my parents and I moved away from Boston going to a different town where membrane labs was located, I got inrolled into the new school, A little did I know I was about to meet this kid with a Scythe hair and glasses.

During on a "vacation" with his brother Monty, Benedict went to a world untouched by his father's influence. But during his time their, he would meet some unlikely friends at a quaint after school camp, and with a feeling he doesn't exactly understand with a certain boy scout. Based on the art and the crackship of @junsuisilly I enjoy this crackship so much so I might as well add more content to this crackship fandom I added Monty because he deserves to be a part of the dads and would make a good wingman for Benedict XD

Dib decides to try a new way of exposing Zim. Dib states that it's for the sake of Earth. How Will this play out? Will it be successful or fall apart.

TEAM discord for ZAGR has now made DATR WEEK .

CANCELLED 💔Ermmmm angst 😔😰💔💔😰👿 why am I genuinely tweaking I had full consent to do this. Uh NO SMUT, I don't wanna. I might just put mature on because of my sillies being CLINICALLY INSANE and uh graphic depictions of violence(?) You, a talented ER surgeon, not as intelligent as your husband, but up there. Dead of night you'd called by your superior. All hands on deck would be screeched at you. Ripped out of your bed by oath, you hurriedly drive to the hospital. The heavy truck ahead would intimidate you, not like the rain pouring down would solicit any comfort. The last thing you hear would be the mind numbing sound of a car honking. Tragedy struck and you are called for your harsh duty. Married to Professor Membrane, he is only filled with despair after your demise. The man you adored and idolized desperately trying to save you... or at least what's left. Professor membrane x reader 😇😇🕊️ but uh, it uses they/them pronouns so just like choose what you want mentally. Then it'll say "parent" choose what you want again 😘😘😘

Yes, another Oneshot. But different from my other one since this one has Zadr. Warning, some of these oneshots may be unpleasant for people so don't like, don't read. Anyways, enjoy!

I don't know if this has been done before- but I had an idea to do this. (Most of them are about Zim and Dib) The incorrect quotes aren't mine, is just quotes that I'll see around the internet. The incorrect quotes that are mine will be said so in the book. Cover photo artist: ??? Tell me so I can give proper credits:>

Just read it

These are some headcanons I have for almost all the fandoms I'm in right now. This may or may not get constantly updated. Like, every three minutes of every few days. And yes, most of these will apply in my fics. Unless it's like an AU or something. Update: some HCs may not apply when adding my self insert. ^^

❝A Professor Membrane x Reader story❞ ❝You look beautiful as a sunflower and charming as a rose.❞ ➥― Avijeet Das *Warning* ➥ Mentions of abuse and depression. Read at your own risk. ➥All characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez, except for you of course.

15+ for profanity, some suggestive themes and sexual references.

It's been five years since Zim, the Irken Invader gave up on his supposed mission to Earth, and failed his Tallest. Since then, he's been living the lie of a regular human student, but's his will to keep up this gig is breaking. Now in the 11th Grade, and Dib still up his tail about alien exposure, Zim's life as a Teenage Alien may be coming to an end. (Warning: This book contains mature themes, such as suicide and self harm. If you are not comfortable with these themes, please do not read this book.) (All art in this book belongs to me. Please do not use without my permission.)

The Dib thing told me about this thing called a diary where you write down stuff that you can't tell anyone else. So i write here when I can't talk to my tallest. . . . . . . As of March 31st this story was ranked #197 in spaceship out of 2.1k As of April 5th this story was ranked #973 in stars out of 16.3k As of April 18th this story war ranked #971 in diary out of 48.6k

I just decided to make a story about Dib & Gaz mother, now I don't know if her name would have been Liz, but it was the first three letter name that popped in my head. This is more in the form of a diary, the diary of Liz. Hope you enjoy.

Zim can't move on. Even ten years after he was first assigned planet Earth, he still has yet to claim it for the Empire. He knows he can be a great Invader, if it weren't for all these distractions. It doesn't help that the Tallest have been ignoring his transmissions ever since the Florpus hole, and Zim is this close to turning mopey again. But a transmission from the Massive, a surprise exile, a civil war, and Zim's own pak may just change this unending loop of failure forever. And, oh, is Zim ready for change. Cover is temporary until I can create one. Updates will be very very slow until I can finish another book, I apologize for any wait. Invader Zim and all its characters belong to Nickelodeon. Possible ZaDr, violence, and gore warning.