Prosciutto Stories

𝘈𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘿𝙤 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣, 𝙙𝙤 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣... ♡----------------♡ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ, ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴀɪʟ. ♡----------------♡ (This book was made just for fun. Updates aren't frequent.) *(Also my first book, so expect some mistakes and a bit of cringe.)

Italy, 2001 Prosciutto is one of the most ruthless assassins in Passione, Italy's most powerful criminal organization. A new hit assigned to him and his partner Pesci leads them to the prestigious San Carlo Theater, where Prosciutto's focus is unexpectedly shaken when he lays eyes on Tina Perlov, the strangely captivating ballerina from abroad. Against his better judgment he finds himself irresistibly drawn to her, and her own presence might just be what makes or breaks his mission. Tina has worked hard to get to where she is now, as one of the biggest ballet stars in the U.S. Elegant and poised, yet hotheaded at times, she knows the worth of herself and her team. So when strange things begin to happen while on tour that threaten her career and the lives of her friends, she's determined to get to the bottom of it. Even if it means teaming up with an assassin.

❝ after hearing about the tragic death of your family, you joined a gang to avenge them, only to be put in the wrong team ─ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌. ❞ ━━ 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐎 ━━ 𝘭𝘢 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘥𝘳𝘢 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 【 ─ on hold！】

Risotto needs sleep. Okay so I'm writing a crackfic because I've been having a lot of writers' block lately for my one shot book (go leave a request if you have one) and I've heard stuff like this helps. This is going to be in an AU where none of them died and they team up or something idk. I don't own JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or any of the charcters or memes used in this book. N e ways, drink some water.

Some one shots with each member of La Squadra because I love them <33 This will NOT contain smut and please don't try to pressure me into writing any. I don't know how to write it anyways- [The characters and pictures all belong to their rightful owners, I only own the stories]

What if Bucciarati gang, La Squadra and Unità Speciale were in Danganronpa

Risotto Nero has come to the conclusion that retrieving Trish Una is too dangerous of a mission. He expresses such concerns to his right hand man, Prosciutto.

Pictures of Vento Aureo's cast; { Both originals and fanarts } Daily sessions : Currently closed :( *🎍Timetable: * • 🍥 Monday : Giorno; • 🌿 Tuesday : Bucciarati; • 🍡 Wednesday : Abbacchio; • ⚡ Thursday : Narancia; • 🎏 Friday : Fugo; • 🌪️ Saturday : Mista; • 📍 Sunday : Random picture of a La Squadra's member or Trish.

"𝕎𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕖" What will happen when Team Bucciarati and La Squadra Di Esecuzione work together to taken down their corrupt boss as allies instead of foes? Alternate universe based fic. Original cover art by David Productions & Masanori Shino

Melone commits tax evasion and brings Illuso, Formaggio & Ghiaccio down with him as well and they have to wait for Prosciutto + Risotto to get them out but when they do that, they fucking left Pesci alone and he does some stuff he shouldn't. This is my first time ever posting a fanfic somewhere so please don't burn me alive because this probably ooc.

Rissoto Nero y Formaggio son dos de los agentes más antiguos de la Squadra de ejecución, incluso hubo un tiempo en el que ellos eran prácticamente el único equipo, esta es una breve historia de aquel entonces y de los cambios sufridos en el trascurso de ello. [Fluff][Celos][Familia en crecimiento]

When your old friend Risotto Nero invites you to live with him and his roommates upon discovering you needed a place to stay, you quickly accepted. Though, it didn't take long to realize what you were getting yourself into. I mean, who the hell said living in a house with seven other people would be easy?

February 27, 1999 . . . the day she won't ever forget. It's the day she escaped that hellish prison, a place that still haunts her dreams. She finds herself in a whole new world as she opens her eyes and was met by a strange group of peers, allies that'll soon grow as her family. This is all thanks to the same man who threw dozens of knives to her fragile heart when all she did was shower him with petals of kindness. Secrets will be brought to light and the truth will reveal itself from the shadows, but what else will (Y/N)(L/N) find about herself? There's only one way to find out... ~~~ STARTED: 12/14/20 ENDED: --- 1# in trishuna - 01/19/21 1# in prosciutto - 01/19/21 ~~~ Contains spoilers(Major character deaths, Part endings, etc.) from almost all parts and sensitive/triggering contents(Gore, mature language, *mentions of self-harm might be included in future chapters). Read at your own risk!

What happens when a bunch of stand users throw a party and the cops bust down the door? Well... Chaos! Waking up in the sewers after running from the police and somehow ending up in Italy? Not the worst thing (Y/n) has gotten herself into. (This doesn't follow the events of part 5) I don not own Jojo's bizarre adventure.

What would happen if you joined the famous assassin team on their road trip?

A community challenge! Each week I will write and post a oneshot centering on one of the members of La Squadra. Starting June 22nd, 2020. Week One: Formaggio Week Two: Illuso Week Three: Prosciutto Week Four: Pesci Week Five: Melone Week Six: Ghiaccio Week Seven: Risotto

Historia que describe los sentimientos y pensamientos de Prosciutto tras la muerte de Formaggio. Basado en la canción "Red" de Taylor Swift

nothing in this shit will be straight every fanfic is with male character x female reader and this is gonna have male x male or female x female or a they/them reader x male/female character

If you have an idea for your own stand comment it and I'll add it in. As well as the person you want to be with. I won't take specific requests. Just the stand and the relationship

(Y/N) Is an autistic 19 year old girl dreaming of being an animator, during her time at Passione College, she meets 6 men who change her life. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 College AU Multiple choice ending