Prosciutto Histoires

Italy, 2001 Prosciutto is one of the most ruthless assassins in Passione, Italy's most powerful criminal organization. A new hit assigned to him and his partner Pesci leads them to the prestigious San Carlo Theater, where Prosciutto's focus is unexpectedly shaken when he lays eyes on Tina Perlov, the strangely captivating ballerina from abroad. Against his better judgment he finds himself irresistibly drawn to her, and her own presence might just be what makes or breaks his mission. Tina has worked hard to get to where she is now, as one of the biggest ballet stars in the U.S. Elegant and poised, yet hotheaded at times, she knows the worth of herself and her team. So when strange things begin to happen while on tour that threaten her career and the lives of her friends, she's determined to get to the bottom of it. Even if it means teaming up with an assassin.

collection of my jojo x reader stories! currently writing from part 1 to part 6🖤 might post some headcanons occasionally because I love being creative and silly

La Squadra di Esecuzione may be a group of feared assassins, but behind the scenes, they have quite the bizarre life. What kind of crazy shenanigans will they find themselves in today? (Based on a crack RP in my Amino groupchat,)

Risotto Nero has come to the conclusion that retrieving Trish Una is too dangerous of a mission. He expresses such concerns to his right hand man, Prosciutto.

Hello no one who's reading this! I'm fucking absurd and have no life so enjoy ME playing a nice game of smash or pass with random jojo characters. 🥰 If I get 70 reads I'll do the Dwang Gang but eh! Bye bye

My addition to the challenge event! Here I put in my two-sense and appreciation for the assassin lads!! To join in the event go check out the profiles listed inside! - - [Also I'm insanely proud at how nice the cover looks, all those sleepless hours paid off]

Melone commits tax evasion and brings some of his teammates down with him and has to be broken out by the rest but Pesci is left alone.. and he starts chaos. 👉This was originally posted on diff acc (@immentallyidiotic) but some stuff happened can't log back in so I'm just gonna reupload this fanfic but ACTUALLY work on the 2nd chapter this time All characters belong to the series Jojo's bizarre adventure by Hirohiko Araki.

nothing in this shit will be straight every fanfic is with male character x female reader and this is gonna have male x male or female x female or a they/them reader x male/female character

Poslední dobou zůstávám u JJBA, když píšu fanfikce. Tahle opět pojednává o postavách z pátého partu - tentokrát náhled do života členů skupiny La squadra. Lehce yaoi - pár Risotto Nero/Prosciutto ( mně se nesmějte, tohle vymyslel Araki).

‼️DESCRIPTION IS BEING WORKED ON‼️ After the Death of her Mother; 15 Year old Trish Una is taken away from her home and is placed in the care of 9 men. ༄ Give me a shot to remember And you can take all the pain away from me Your kiss and I will surrender The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead A light to burn all the empires So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be In love with all of these vampires So you can leave like the sane, abandon me ༄ An AU where Diavolo actually cares for Trish, and to assure that she stays safe after the death of her Mother; La Squadra gets assigned to take care of her. (NOT ROMANTIC, ALL PLATONIC; TRISH IS LIKE THEIR LITTLE SISTER/DAUGHTER)

What if Bucciarati gang, La Squadra and Unità Speciale were in Danganronpa

There will be scenarios for Bruno's gang and La Squadra(certain members). I'll be adding more characters later when i figure out how thet fit in this AU. Also this first "story" on wattpad so ahhhhhhhh I don't own of the JJBA character they belong Araki. I only own the characters i make up Cover art by saimenstlu

la squadra di esecuzione gets their base blown up by teenagers, Risotto has to contact their old pal which is you! for shelter. warnings: mentions & acts of ed, s3x jokes (?), graphic Original: [ start: 10.31.2020 ] [ end: 11.20.2020] Rewrite: [ start: 1.23.2022] [ end: 00.00.0000] jojo's bizarre adventure © hirohiko araki achievements ; #234 in jojosbizarreadventure ! #1 in risottonero ! [ 11.11.2020 ] #635 in jjba ! [ 12.9.2020 ] #451 in jjba ! #10 in risotto ! #205 in jojosbizarreadventure ! #64 in ventoaureo ! #18 in lasquadra ! #9 in prosciutto ! [1.23.2022] #30 in jojosbizarreadventure ! [1.26.2022] #356 in jjba ! [2.3.2022]

A community challenge! Each week I will write and post a oneshot centering on one of the members of La Squadra. Starting June 22nd, 2020. Week One: Formaggio Week Two: Illuso Week Three: Prosciutto Week Four: Pesci Week Five: Melone Week Six: Ghiaccio Week Seven: Risotto

The boss of Passione, the number 1 gang in Italy, is a secretive man. He never talks to anyone unless it's through a couple proxies, not even his most trusted guards know his real name. However, the boss needs his Strawberry Cheesecake Shake, he can't function normally otherwise, and he doesn't want Doppio to crash the car again. He thinks of asking the narcotics division, but that would never work. With a sigh , he opens up his contacts and begins to send a message to a man known as Risotto Nero. *Cover was made by Poofyinator*

As stubborn as summer, striving like the fall, wash away like the winter, and as delicate as falling flowers. They meet each other and learn how to be human together.

JJBA part 5 x reader You're a weapon, literally and figuratively, to the heart. this fic is for fun, not profit! All jjba characters belong to hirohiko araki (the GOAT!!!), not me. AND i dont own any other references, please dont sue me thanks🤑 dont steal my fic, even if it embarrasses me to admit i wrote this 😔🔥

"Hey kid, KID!" He yelled as he pulled you out of the hot iron place. "How did you get there? And where are your parents?!" He analyzed out your blood stained burned face. How did you even get in there? Not even you know but what you do know is that your "dad" made this all happen.