Prosciutto Stories

YANDERE ONESHOTS ONLY, REQUESTS CLOSED FOR NOW! See request page for details. Some stories will contain NSFW content, but I will put warnings before each one-shot. Do no...

What happens when a bunch of stand users throw a party and the cops bust down the door? Well... Chaos! Waking up in the sewers after running from the police and somehow...

You are part of La Squadra, one of the most famous assassination teams of Passione. Since you've joined, you started to have an enormous crush on Ghiaccio. So you were v...

"I understand the motive, but why?" ᴠᴇɴᴛᴏ ᴀᴜʀᴇᴏ x ꜰᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ -- 𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕. 𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜. ...

Nobody's ever heard of a blind nurse, and quite frankly, no one would want to be a patient to one. The idea itself is ludicrous! So... Why did La Squadra employ one?

"𝕎𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕖" What will happen when Team Bucciarati and La Squadra Di Esecuzione work together to taken down their corrupt boss as all...

After losing her job and the encounter with one too many weirdos, a 19 year old, with both mommy and daddy issues, finds herself fighting against the world alongside the...

OUR BOIS NEED ATTENTION TOO Posted on: June 27, 2020

After escaping your home country as a fugitive, an intense interrogation by the Italian mob followed by months of homelessness on the streets of Venice, you join a gang...

Y/n L/n was found abandoned in a dumpster, Sorbet and a Gelato had just finished complete a mission they don't want them to die. They decide to take y/n in secretly with...

Writing this for fun and out of Boredom😅it's cringe so read if you want. I don't own any of the characters in this story they all belong to Hirohiko Araki I'm sorry but...

My addition to the challenge event! Here I put in my two-sense and appreciation for the assassin lads!! To join in the event go check out the profiles listed inside! - ...

furry dio farts on you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 theres more stuff than just dio farting on you #1 in vanilla ice march 20th 2021 i apologize for all those...

"Hey kid, KID!" He yelled as he pulled you out of the hot iron place. "How did you get there? And where are your parents?!" He analyzed out your blo...

What would happen if you joined the famous assassin team on their road trip?

Some one shots with each member of La Squadra because I love them <33 This will NOT contain smut and please don't try to pressure me into writing any. I don't know ho...

I have to write something here but I don't know what, pretend there's something cool.

TW! SU1C1D3 AND D3PR3SS10N! Female reader, sorry guys... Y/N L/N is a very talented assasin with a stand called Personal Jesus. Both of them form an unstoppable team. B...

After everyone in La squadra died they got transported into the "real" world which thinks they are fictional, though it seems like this world isn't any differe...

Prosciutto recounts his past experiences with early La Squadra to a very nosy Illuso. (ALSO I WANNA QUICKLY INFORM YOU THAT PRO AND PESCI ARE ACTUAL SIBLINGS IN THIS) t...