Pun Stories

Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are from the internet k bye

Short stories, scenes, and contest entries set in the World of Terrok fantasy setting, starring beloved characters from the Silver Blades series. Original Stories: Tete-a-tete In arranging the deadly conflict between Riposte Clasicant and Paolo Faranado, their seconds suffered a heinous disagreement of their own. Pertuli Ill'Enniniess is forced to take up steel and defend his choice of words in an all-out duel against the offended Demis Faranado! (Takes place days after SB: A Duel Nature) Character Interviews: Koray "Riposte" Clasicant Pertuli Ill'Enniniess Praise for Tete-a-Tete: --------------- "Was going to chide you for not starting SB3 yet .... then you go and produce this little gem of fun! You're off the hook..." - @OrinBattlehammer --------------- "Also, I really appreciate the fact that you take the time to respond to each of your readers..." - @PensiveChapter --------------- "...Quick and cute. Love Tuli even more now..." - @Letusfallup ---------------

Looking for a shit to waste your time? DESEASE the place. I have WHALEcomed you with puns and jokes.

"Who is this?" "Your future husband." Highest Ranking - #251 in Humor (Category has since been changed because wattpad said I wasn't funny)

A surreal narrative adventure that will take your breath away from laughing too hard. Imagine it in black and white, our protagonist dressed in a long trench coat with a hat only a hardened detective might wear (think Bob Hoskins in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit). Don’t worry about seat belts; this train has already wrecked.

Dear Dairy, I lactose the words to describe the whey Bill looked at me today. I feel like I curd jump for joy. -love, Milly K.

A book full of "punny" roasts. Highest ~ #482 in Humor #16 in burned #993 in Humor on 9/10 #513 in Humor on 9/26

PUNS. PUNS EVERYWHERE.

Undertale, Deltarune, BNHA, and more! Basically just random stuff I have saved on my phone for some reason (tbh it's mostly just Undertale) None of these memes / works of art are mine unless stated otherwise. If you want to know where i got the memes you can ask me by commenting and I'll gladly search for wherever i found it

Me and Freeze are doing a pun/joke book. Warning: These are ice cold

Hey, I'm Chat Noir!

Puns... just puns.....

You may be provalone now, but with these gouda puns, you'll be sure to make some eggcellent friends!

hello a joke book im really good not really ur humerus ;)