Punchlines Stories

A kind of superhero story...or is it?

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descriptions for all series I collect from DC Comics (p titles)

Literally! Welcome to the world of Eight (And a half) year old, Gregory Pickson. He spells it Pixen. Either to sound cool or because he can't spell, we don't know. He is only Eight years old you guys. Cut him a little slack. Anyway, He leads your average Eight year old's life, running around, playing with his friends, maybe swallowing a couple bees along the way (Just me? Okay.) Until one day, the wifi goes out. Of course Gregory doesn't mind too much, seeing as he never used it, but his parents and his sister kinda go really crazy. They eventually find out some spoooooky stuff, and things happen... I'm not going to spoil it for you! Read this book! YEAH! Me - 10/10 PREEETTY GOOD YO! You - Wow dis book pretty good! Random cat - Meoooow! MEEOW! HISS! Translator - What? You want me to what? I can't speak cat. But I don't think that cat liked that microphone up so close to it's face. Not cool man. Not cool. Notes: There might be a lot of random capitalization. It's just kind of something I do. Also, there's always going to be typos. It just happens when you don't have a professional editor. And sometimes when you do. But, I'll try to make the book the cleanest it can be. Thanks!

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This is a funny story about Play. Go spread her popularity and save me from copyright.(There are curse words in here, but I'll make a version without them with this title, and an added no swears.)

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When a former joke writer turns serial killer, the comedy world is turned upside down. One by one, comedians who stole their jokes meet a gruesome end. Enter Jack "The Jester" Jenkins, a bumbling detective with a penchant for silly jokes and a determination to solve the case. As the body count rises, Jack must navigate the dark underbelly of the comedy club scene to uncover the killer's true identity. But will his own jokes be enough to save him from becoming the next victim? "The Jester's Jokes" is a twisted tale of murder, mayhem, and the deadly power of a well-crafted punchline.

The story is so short that any description would turn into a spoiler

Welcome to my joke book! Feel free to share these jokes with others! ========================================= I always wanted to tell jokes and puns, but i cant keep track of all the jokes i came up with. So i made a joke book! and i will read it just in case i want to annoy others with puns while playing multi-player games. So many people hates my comedy acts, but who cares! Its my puns, i can tell bad jokes all i want! As long as they don't kick me out for it...

harley quinn x poison ivy ! just a sweet lil story about the girls of gotham ! mostly based on harley quinn (2019) but inspiration was pulled from other corners of the dc universe

Self Inspired Poem about a Muslim Chic

The basic rule is to learn from these mistakes and keep enhancing your skills, Dan Nainan highlights. In this blog, we will share some common pitfalls newbies make and provide some tips to exaggerate these mistakes.

Warning: it's not a fantasy story where a princess is waiting for her prince and ask for help from fairy godmother Just.No ~~~ An evil wizard got out of it's prison with a help of evil souls. They seek revenge on the warriors who defeated them. An ancient enchanted book then Decided. It's time to let the chosen ones know. The problem is, they're teenagers who has no idea about it! But they're not just ordinary teenagers, they have different magical powers according to their talent and personality. They have to solve the never ending (in their opinion) puzzles from an old enchanted book where only 'the chosen ones can read and summon' The book then gives them 7 hints on how to solve the obstacles and learn about their powers. All of them will then regret something they have done. They used it at the wrong time, wrong decision. Only 1 hint is left. They have 3 choices- *Remember their wiped-memories *Use it to know how to beat evil *Make a bad decision ???

Mina Castillo lives by structure, color codes, and the comforting quiet of her books. Nikkolo Lim lives by impulse, sarcasm, and the messiest brushstrokes known to the Fine Arts department. They're total opposites. Until they're unwillingly paired for the midyear exhibit, forced to collaborate on one ambitious piece, and survive each other in the process. What starts as creative chaos turns into something messier: vulnerability, stolen glances, annotated novels, and one sketchbook filled with truths neither of them are ready to say out loud. He thinks she's uptight. She thinks he's a disaster. They both might be right. But somewhere between the banter and brushstrokes, they start to see each other differently.

A one-page, one-minute read with a twist

A banjo picking bullfrog wanders around a Louisiana swamp looking for gigs, grandeur and a gnarly gnat.

This is a collection of my poems