Punchlines Stories

One-minute story with a twist, hope you like it!

Cecilia Lance was adopted by Sarah and Ava Lance. She was trained at a young age by the league of assassins. She now lives with the Titans trying to work on her social skills. but what happens when and arrogant, Sarcastic and familiar Robin comes and makes things a bit complicated.

Also note that a couple of few of them are Touhou-based. Just a few.

A kind of superhero story...or is it?

Kim Taehyung, un lycéen souvent seul, passe la plupart de son temps à observer ce qui l'entour alors tout le monde pense qu'il est bizarre. Rare sont ceux qui ont su apprendre à le connaître assez pour découvrir le super héro qu'il est vraiment. Cependant, entre la curiosité de son unique ami Jeon Jungkook et celle du professeur Kim Namjoon, il va enfin pouvoir trouver sa place. en featuring avec @shikei13

If you wanna laugh your ass of the party takes place here !! About updating, it's when i think of a new joke cause i don't wanna stole nobody's - even if it will happens some times : P-

Slam poetry

This is a collection of my poems

Des leçons et des citations qui vont vous faite réfléchir ✨ Ét des punchlines

J'écris du rap j'ai besoin d'avis blablabla Et les vues sans j'aime c'est chiant

Les mots qui tournent en boucles et qui obsèdent Les mots futiles et imbéciles qui font sourire Les mots beaux A eux de former des phrases

Literally! Welcome to the world of Eight (And a half) year old, Gregory Pickson. He spells it Pixen. Either to sound cool or because he can't spell, we don't know. He is only Eight years old you guys. Cut him a little slack. Anyway, He leads your average Eight year old's life, running around, playing with his friends, maybe swallowing a couple bees along the way (Just me? Okay.) Until one day, the wifi goes out. Of course Gregory doesn't mind too much, seeing as he never used it, but his parents and his sister kinda go really crazy. They eventually find out some spoooooky stuff, and things happen... I'm not going to spoil it for you! Read this book! YEAH! Me - 10/10 PREEETTY GOOD YO! You - Wow dis book pretty good! Random cat - Meoooow! MEEOW! HISS! Translator - What? You want me to what? I can't speak cat. But I don't think that cat liked that microphone up so close to it's face. Not cool man. Not cool. Notes: There might be a lot of random capitalization. It's just kind of something I do. Also, there's always going to be typos. It just happens when you don't have a professional editor. And sometimes when you do. But, I'll try to make the book the cleanest it can be. Thanks!

Custom (Touhou/Dragonball) Spellcard Names

a collection of JeongMin edits and humorous pick-up lines also short stories

Arthur is brought to the hospital after suffering a murder attempt, where he meets a strange little girl with an edgy sense of humor and morbid interests, who will awaken not just Arthur's fatherly instinct, but also the Joker's thirst for blood. (Obvious spoilers for Joker and Joker: Folie a Deux) Author's commentary: Yeah I took the bait in that ragebait of a second movie and it very much enraged me, so now the autism won't let me sleep until I take that man out of his grave and make him a dad. I think a child would fix him way more than a girlfriend would, and I'm tired of pretending I don't.

A banjo picking bullfrog wanders around a Louisiana swamp looking for gigs, grandeur and a gnarly gnat.

Wshhh bien ou quoi ???? azy flemme de faire une description. rentre et c'est tout. En tout cas, y'a de touuut dedans. Punchlines 💯 débats ‼ photo ✨ storytimes 👑💖 concours 💥🔥 pub 📃 et plein d'autres choses ⚜⚜ kissssss 🖤🤎💜💙💚💛🧡❤ ah bah voila j'ai fait une description finalement... 😑