Punchlines Stories

Shrimpo and Finn have a sleepover. (FINISHED, NO FURTHER UPDATES)

This is a collection of my poems

a collection of JeongMin edits and humorous pick-up lines also short stories

Life is up down left and right. I have one constant. My he punch line is coming and I'm ready for it actually I'm tired of waiting but I can go on a little while longer. Poems of a life

Eight teens share a secret. They all have superpowers. They remain separate until a sassy tabby cat and his five-year-old sidekick bring them together to fight crime. But then drama seeps into the group and things get complicated.

La vie est belle

If you wanna laugh your ass of the party takes place here !! About updating, it's when i think of a new joke cause i don't wanna stole nobody's - even if it will happens some times : P-

Rudolph Calagland has a rather unusual dream: to join a Chicago mafia gang. Cool, right? Except that, to prove himself, he's not handed a simple whiskey delivery... but the most absurd mission of the year: to recover a legendary saxophone stolen by Papa Tcho-Tchot, a voodoo bandit from New Orleans. Once there, he's forced to team up with Bens, a grumpy old African-American musician with more solos than teeth. Together, they set off on a quest driven by jazz, spells, and secrets. But to get their hands on The Sax, they'll have to face more than just rivals... and win a jazz competition in a strange club where talent is as vital as survival. Between mafia vibes, voodoo folklore, and fiery riffs, The Sax is a thrilling adventure where music becomes a weapon and friendship, a key.

Lost in d dark corners, Searching for light. Stumbling on every stone, Even when it's bright. Evil slowly creeping in, To destroy d good manners. See a mare picture, Looking as large as banners. This small palace of d mind, Where you are king. But really no slaves or visitors,waiting for "dong ding" Life is so filled with goodies, Yet very empty. U have it all, yet u feel like, U need something. A word is enough for the wise, bt true wisdom is not judged by Ure ability to understand a word. How empty life His if u ain't living for God. ©Nathaniel Ace (2016) 11:00 am 4/2/2016

Slam poetry

Gotham City has faced all sorts of evil over the years, but none as horrible or chaotic as its very own Clown Prince of Crime: The Joker. The jester has caused death and suffering on a massive scale over the course of years. But what happens when a force of pure evil meets an equally corrupt companion? One who shares his destructive desires and nihilistic ideals? And how will these two bring their joke to all of Gotham?

Literally! Welcome to the world of Eight (And a half) year old, Gregory Pickson. He spells it Pixen. Either to sound cool or because he can't spell, we don't know. He is only Eight years old you guys. Cut him a little slack. Anyway, He leads your average Eight year old's life, running around, playing with his friends, maybe swallowing a couple bees along the way (Just me? Okay.) Until one day, the wifi goes out. Of course Gregory doesn't mind too much, seeing as he never used it, but his parents and his sister kinda go really crazy. They eventually find out some spoooooky stuff, and things happen... I'm not going to spoil it for you! Read this book! YEAH! Me - 10/10 PREEETTY GOOD YO! You - Wow dis book pretty good! Random cat - Meoooow! MEEOW! HISS! Translator - What? You want me to what? I can't speak cat. But I don't think that cat liked that microphone up so close to it's face. Not cool man. Not cool. Notes: There might be a lot of random capitalization. It's just kind of something I do. Also, there's always going to be typos. It just happens when you don't have a professional editor. And sometimes when you do. But, I'll try to make the book the cleanest it can be. Thanks!

Warm.

Also note that a couple of few of them are Touhou-based. Just a few.

Mr. Williams is looking for the perfect person for this delicate job. Is this candidate the person he is looking for?

Les mots qui tournent en boucles et qui obsèdent Les mots futiles et imbéciles qui font sourire Les mots beaux A eux de former des phrases