TraumerLiebeDich
another cliché messaging platform with horrible drama and crappy puns?
you bet your ass it is.
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"I knead you."
"who is this?"
"I'm a customer."
"if you're a customer, just come to the bakery, there's no need to email us at 3 am."
"But it's breader this way."
"bread puns? really?"
"Oh dear, this plan has gone a-rye."
"that's weak. seriously, who are you?"
"That's naan-important."
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a bakery worker gets bombarded with emails from a {charming} customer.