histórias de Punny

Did you hear about the guy who's entire left side got cut off ? He's all right now. (Story was originally just "puns." But I changed it to more variety) Trust me, if you like puns, sarcasm, one liners, comebacks, jokes, self deprecating jokes, more puns, and just funny things in general, did I say puns? You'll like this.

Sans: The secret to good puns: Grammer, Spelling, and PUN-ctuation. Frisk: I'd tell you a joke but you wouldn't have the GUTS to handle it. Sans: I'm in a band and I play the xylo-bone. Papyrus: STOP IT WITH THE PUNS!!! Sans: Looks like your funny bone's broken.

u want jokes u cum heer

another cliché messaging platform with horrible drama and crappy puns? you bet your ass it is. ~ "I knead you." "who is this?" "I'm a customer." "if you're a customer, just come to the bakery, there's no need to email us at 3 am." "But it's breader this way." "bread puns? really?" "Oh dear, this plan has gone a-rye." "that's weak. seriously, who are you?" "That's naan-important." ~ a bakery worker gets bombarded with emails from a {charming} customer.

Just some puns to keep you happy, some be actually funny but most will probably be really bad and stupid

Here's a punny letter I wrote for teacher, hope you like it! P3nc1lp3n

PFFFFF IDK.

What if Asriel did not stay as a flower but went with Frisk and the the others to the surface? Find out what happens in Undertale the alternate ending.

It's the PUNniest thing you've ever thing ;) 100% Money Back Guarantee.

Do you know why kleptomaniacs have a hard time understanding puns? ----Because they take things literally. ______________________________________ Okay, I get it. My puns are really not pun-ny. If they're ruining your day, I should be pun-ished! Higjest ranking: #12 in Puns Find me: @fida969

Warning. This book might be berry punny dot you will die from the most horrible puns. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. [ZOME OF ZE PUNZ ARE NOT MINE, THANKZYU GOOGLEZ FOR ZE EXZAMPLEZ]

Untitled is the story of a girl who's still figuring out life. Eliah has heterochromia. So she's a "freak of nature" to everyone who sees her. So what happens when she bumps into 3 guys at a party and her life changes forever. But does it change for the better or the worst?

its not a story its just puns

This is a book with a bunch of jokes, memes, comebacks, and stupid stuff. I'll try my best to update this book as much as I can! Enjoy the Cringe!

what

Just a collection of short stories

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Here I write poems and/or puns about movies and you try to guess what movie its about (Leave answers in the comments, then turn the page to see if you got it right) Also, feel free to let me know if you want to recommend a specific movies