Punny Stories

This is a biography of my cousin, The Little Mermaid, Ariel. I was there the whole time watching her. I wonder how many other people have been watching my cousin, considering the fact that they've made so many movies of her. All of which are lies. You want the truth? Read this.

Untitled is the story of a girl who's still figuring out life. Eliah has heterochromia. So she's a "freak of nature" to everyone who sees her. So what happens when she bumps into 3 guys at a party and her life changes forever. But does it change for the better or the worst?

Would you like to annoy Undertale Papyrus and Underswap Sans? Awesome. Let's get started then :P

These puns will make your friends want to punch you in the face

Gonna be a skeleton of skelepuns and they're gonna be really skelefun and I'm really just skeledone with my life because I'm not humerus and its makes me feel so sad to the point I get bonely because all of my friends left me because I say too many skelepuns and they're super cringe-worthy and that's not good, it always causes a bad time and my friends also left because I'm always coffin and coffin ain't good so yeah that's a bad time too and I just can't even with these skelepuns and I just have a skeleton and its really giving me crippling depression because my skelepuns made my friends go away, leaving me bonely and being bonely isn't fun so I'm always skullking and that's also not good so now I'm not eating because of the crippling depression and so my family says I don't have the stomach for food anymore and I guess they're right I don't really know since I'm a bone-head and marrow-minded but my family tries to bring up my spirits by tickling my funny-bone but it never works. (Please help me I may have a problem) #1 in humerus

Basically just a pun book! So yea come read it comment your thoughts and if you have any funny puns private message me and I will dedicate a chapter to you with full credits!

Summer time a Ice cream shop maybe some Sweetness in the mix too

Funny/Humorous Converations

Life has its own ways of telling us things, and sometimes we have to share it to the world. This is some quotes I love and some quotes I made up.

Read the prologue!

This is anything that pops into my head, whether it's fandom or problems. If you want a laugh, an argument, a theory, a poem, or pretty much everything else, You picked the right book!

PUNS

Just don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe. These are very cringe-worthy.

The cover says it all

Highest Ranking : #5 in punny. "If toads could be princes, couldn't princes turn into toads too?" "You'd have to kiss either one to find out. I'm ready, if you are." If getting a prince meant kissing an ugly, slimy, wart covered amphibian, Coraline Penn didn't want a fairytale. But what she didn't see coming was, a toad prince. He wasn't royalty or anything, but he sure did like being saved by princesses with super ninja skills. And he was pretty cute for a toad. Not all fairytales need to be about a damsel in distress and the knight who rescues her. This one is about saving each other. A misunderstood princess and a forgotten toad prince.

You. Your new boyfriend. (or gf) Conversations. Love.

Read the title, really seriously! Boiii read the title! Ok screw..... I'm Uploading every week, at some time. Not gonna lie these are common, not extra-extraordinary #542 on Humor

Read enough of these puns and you'll be punstoppable!! (Sorry, had to do it 😉😂) Have fun! ⚠️ Be prepared for extreme cheesiness! P.S - Credit to the people (if you count the internet) who gave me these awesome puns! Ones that are just made up by me will have a * next to the title.