Puns Stories

Poetry, memes, rants, and life stories all In one book. Be prepared for a storm of gay shipping and rock bands all brought to you by a person who totally has a soul. *says in fast TV commercial voice* Some contents may trigger people and this book is not responsible for your existential crisis. But seriously I can get somewhat offensive and will make suicide jokes.

The ultimate STEM fanfiction. This is 100% a parody and not to be taken seriously, I just like puns 😁 and poking fun at cliché romance tropes :D I wrote this for my friends, with some collaboration (special thanks to my partner who can make anything into a dad joke). ~~~~~~~~~~~ When an unassuming unpopular girl with the highest grades suddenly attracts the attention of two of the school's most popular guys - one, a high-achieving aspiring doctor with windswept hair and stunning eyes, while the other is a prolific bad boy who breaks hearts without a second thought. How's a girl to choose! But will the school's most popular mean girl ruin her chances with her jealous antics?

My version of how Papyrus and Mettaton met, and what happened after that. Also, this is my first Fan Fiction, so please be understanding. Thanks! I will try to release a new chapter every weekend. I'm sorry if I'm not able to, but I will try. :) Warnings: attempted suicide, language Hiatus

Now When Yang falls into the underground she is 18 so there will be no age gap Characters: Yang, Sans, Ruby, Papyrus, Qrow, and Flowey. Disclaimer I don't own anything except for one oc but Undertale belongs to Toby Fox and RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth please enjoy

Really justifies and stuff I think about nothing else and sometimes ranting

With the end of Star Wars Short (Oh, Force) I present you the next book of a series Marvel Shorts. The description? Well...Marvel Shorts off Tumblr, Insta, my head, basically MARVEL meets Internet.

Pranks, Puns, and Jokes! They're all here! If you want to give one, just pm me!

Just a little humor Some jokes are plain cringe "I would tell you a chemistry joke but i know i wouldn't get a reaction" No? Ok bye

It's just marvel jokes...

So yeah uh, this exists now.....erm....what was my old description like again? Oh yeah! Are you looking for cringe chapters? I have aplenty! Kiss scenes? It went a little like...... this Scenes that'll make you cry? Only if someone requests something edgy...Risky, AgenderAuthor... Plot? Maybe...sorta... Cheesy chapters? YOU KNOW IT! Kikakix, hit me up with them. I got 'em all, and if you want to see a certain chapter...request it! Special thank you to- @Minuit11 @AwesomeAgenderAuthor @Shinigamirisky13 @Violink- @Kikakix @Zeldasanna @ArceusInsanity @Animiestolemysoul @Violoafforprez @Http-Edgy For making this book possible! *muah!*

A woefully late Christmas theme fic for my buddy in Baguio with Weiss and Yang working in the same department store on Christmas. Warnings: One use of bad language, puns, and cute kissing dorks FREEZERBURN

Hello, just us here! Bringing you what lots of Miraculous fans love. Disclaimer: Thomas Astruc owns Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir Credit for the artwork goes to the rightful owner.

BITCH ISSA LOVE TRIANGLE BETWEEN JIN JIMIN AND JHOPE CUZ JIMIN LOVES JHOPE AND JHOPE LOVES JIN AND JIN LOVES JIMIN AND I LOVE THEM ALL! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o POW POW 💦🔥❤️👏🏾 More importantly, none of these stories were planned. They were just made up on the spot. SO IF ITS CRAPPY, THERES A REASON!!!(҂-̀_-́)

Here I am, being lazy again with descriptions! Lazy, but busy!! I'll add a description in the future!! I hope you'll enjoy the book! It's requested by @_Female_Ink_Sans_! You guys can go check em out ^^ Swearing is included by the way! SAM OUT! HAVE A SANS-TASTIC DAY

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Yeah, so I (Pulse) saw a picture on Pinterst that embodied what I hope for my future. This lady lives alone in a castle, with her cats and a £91 million fortune. So I sent it to the others and they just said that they'd break in and live there unofficially. That resulted in a couple of random ideas on what would happen if one of us were to actually somehow have $100 million and buy a castle and live there with our cats. This is a by product of that conversation. Have fun.

A book full of puns related to science, Fairy tail, Naruto and many other things. It is still a work in progress. Ps- Most of them are lame,but whatever. Hope you'll enjoy my o-pun mindedly made puns. (≧∇≦)/

Just dad jokes

This story is a different version to miraculous ladybug. Besides the love square and hero and all that rivalry, this story is different. Enjoy!

Puns, Jokes, Random Stuff Of MORTAL KOMBAT