Puns Stories

A beloved emotional support kitty confesses her wildest secret: she's not just naughty-she's dead. Her newfound freedom means she's finally free to pull off the prank of a lifetime. Told through hilarious cat puns, this short story is equal parts cute and creepy.

disclaimer: i literally wrote this when i was 11 so please no hate a bunch of jokes, puns and memes to brighten your day #1 in humour best cover winner in the indigo awards 2018 cover credits to @Adriata

Fontaine goes through a second apocalypse caused by a tear in the world's fabric. The tear opens a gate to the world of Capax, where different monsters and creatures got sucked into the gentle waters of Fontaines oceans- including one rather befuddled fish lady, Clair. Now everyone has to figure out why divers are going missing and dead relatives are appearing. ●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○● I don't know how to grammar :( Clair is an oc and all the monsters and such are from her world. I don't know if imma do shipping or not I don't know how romance works. im gonna try to post every week, or at least once a month.

(New Summary) How was she to know that she would fall? Fall down a hole, fall in love, fall into the void. How would she know if she lacked the very thing that one would think is needed for them. If she didn't have the very cumulation of her being, or perhaps misplaced it, how was she able to do any of it? Maybe with a little bit of luck. "We need a new plan." I breath, "Simple attacks won't work against her." "Sorry to tell ya, but my attacks are anything but simple sweetheart." Sans replied, "You had her in your head, have any thoughts on the matter." "Go for the head of the snake." I grumble. All rights go to Toby Fox for Undertale, and the videos used within the story rights go their respected creators. I own my character Lilly and the cover as well as this old story idea. This also used the zarla's "Handplates" as a backstory for the skeletons.

Davekat and gamkat bitches! You choose who gets Karkat! And watch as secrets are revealed and characters make their mysterious entrances!

I am a queen. A ruler. A legend. At least, that's what I thought. Once the proud ruler of my own queendom, I had everything a supreme cat could ever want: a loyal servant, endless admiration, and absolutely no tolerance for annoying creatures. But when a mysterious silver beast dares to enter my life, my purr-fect world quickly turns into a complete cat-astrophe. Now trapped inside a dreadful "center" surrounded by suspicious animals, confusing humans, and a robotic rival, I must protect my royal reputation and prove that I am still the star of the show. Obviously, I will succeed. Because every great queen deserves a happily ever after... right?

(The Sander sides belong to Thomas Sanders) Sander Sides High school Au. (All Art including Cover are not mine)

Luan Loud is back for a brand new school year, and she's determined to make everyone laugh louder than ever. Between comedy club, class projects, and her never ending supply of puns, every day turns into a hilarious adventure. But as sophomore year brings new challenges, Luan discovers that the biggest laughs sometimes come from learning when to be serious, supporting her friends, and staying true to the comedian she was always meant to be.

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ruby rose is neglected and abused by her family to run away and follow a path up a mountain called mount ebott and falls into a hole to discover a world forgotten about by the outside world

Do you like space adventure? Do you like alien creatures? Do you like jokes? Well, you have come to the right place! The 'Oh No!' Anthology is a collection of short stories written by great authors of this orange world based on the same theme. In this Anthology the writers will try and mix Science Fiction and Humour together!

This is going to be something where ever couple days I will post puns for the seven plus nico and Reyna and special guests each post. Characters will react to puns after I am finished. I am sorry in advance. These will be bad but very.......punny.

This is sh*tty art by a stupid teenager. I draw cartoons. I'm open to criticism. Yup that's all I got.

this is like a everyday tale of a girl who has nothing to do and writes stuff on what ever crazy happened at school.

My version of how Papyrus and Mettaton met, and what happened after that. Also, this is my first Fan Fiction, so please be understanding. Thanks! I will try to release a new chapter every weekend. I'm sorry if I'm not able to, but I will try. :) Warnings: attempted suicide, language Hiatus

I Want it to be a surprise but you give me ideas and I will do them except the first Episode and I will even write down your name with your idea

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving!! Read more funny one liners in this small book. :)

Funny things that happen in school, and crush talk/jokes. Self explanatory.

Well......its finally come.....the thing that no one asked for!! and probably never will........ but eh I'll rewrite songs all I want!! .......I have cookies..... (Warning: light swearing)

Feel free to request any Sans X Reader Oneshot, you can request Fluff, Drama, Smut/Lemon and others! You can even request AUs of any kind, well, except for Underlust because even if I write Lemons, that AU still makes me feel uncomfortable. Enjoy~!