Puns Stories

A lot of puns in here

These are just some random jokes, puns and comebacks that I've found on the internet or made up myself.

Book One of the Astra Windlass trilogy. Before Kronos perished, he left an item behind to his remaining followers that could resurrect him once more. The Arrow of Light, which can be shot down to the depths of Tartarus and bring back an entrapped soul. But there is a catch; it can only be shot by a Daughter of Artemis, or so the prophecy states. But since she is a virgin goddess, there is no way that could be possible. Right? Astra Windlass has been living on the streets for sixteen years. She knows nothing about her parents, much less knowing that she's a half-blood. But when bumping into Grover, the two find themselves climbing up the hill to Camp Half-Blood for safety. But a problem arises: She can't enter the arch. Based off of the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series. [OLD AND PROBABLY NEEDS REWRITING BUT TOO LAZY [written before ToA]] The Arrow of Light #12 in Adventure (February 10th, 2015), #680 in Fanfiction (February 20th, 2015)

Undertale story comic, you better watch!

UNDERTEM SHORTIES! Mostly Sans X Frisk, full of blah blah randomness, humor, love, and a skele-TON of puns!! Oh yeah, and your trom-BONE is probably the best instrument!!!! Btw, you're my one and BONE-ly.... Still not funny? Guess I need to put more back-BONE into it. ~Wolfie

Puntastic puns. (I do not own them)

some of these these are sadly not Some of my ideas, but the internet is great! don't you think? yes yes, i will still carry on with the hunger games memes, don't worry about it. There is literally nothing else to say i hope you have a laugh! comment, follow and favourite please! it will give me ALOT of support. its nice when you feel needed

two gryffindor sixth years have been best friends for forever. and when they meet three fourth years they immediately take them under their wing. but no one expected them to become a family. (based on a group of my friends called the og squad)

Y/n L/n. The true name. The girl who everyone beats, torments, and blames for everything. The girl who is shy, forgiving, motherly, humble, and talented. The girl who everyone hates. Sans the skeleton. The punmaster, who is fun and laid-back and loves puns. What happens when he meets a human girl who he wants to hate? (A/n: In this book, Chara makes Sans hate all humans, just roll with it, please?)

Funny puns Cover by: @bwishes

I'll try to update daily, send in your quotes! Critically acclaimed! And by "critically acclaimed," I mean, the New York times once called us: "Print media's biggest menace."* *Lol not even that is true, art is dead (and so am I) (The book is actually pretty decent though, no matter how cringey this description is)

Marinette and Adrien are friends in school. In the night they are Ladybug and chat noir.What happens when they find out each other's Secrets? Will Marinette still love Adrien? Will they be dissapointed? Will Adrien love Marinette ? Read and find out .

My Keiji and Clay books are focused on the Bone/Clay-Doh cults and other content about said favorite characters. This one is just about Go! No cults (except the Stan Go Rekka Cult maybe), no bones being snatched, no kids standing in the corner of your room forcing you to buy Clay-Doh brands. Just the pun enthusiast herself whom we love very much!❤️💛💙

I just want to do this for fun. I sometimes use Hamilton references in my real life. I use it with my friends or when they say something that reminds me of a Hamilton song. I may also write the lyrics for Hamilton to make it a part 2 or part 1.

She thought she's living a simple life, but after sticking her butt to something she shoudn't get into because of curiousity, she found herself getting attached to a bunch of people who are somewhat connected to a MAFIA. Would she rather distance herself from them? Or stay with them without knowing that staying with them means unraveling her tangled origin.

Sassy and solitary Lily Lockhart is determined to keep the Royal Grace sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient. // Total side project exploring my very silly sense of humour and wild imagination. Enjoy the ride!

Roxy, 15, meets a boy named Carson at her school. He catches feelings, and takes the opportunity to try and rizz her up. To his disappointment, feelings aren't mutual. Then he finds out that Roxy has a twin. Slowly, he starts catching feelings for her too. Roxy, realizing that her sister is catching feelings for Carson, uses her friendship to wingman the two lovers into figuring out their feelings. 𝙉𝙊 𝘼𝙄 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵. Note: this is my first time writing romance, so I hope it isn't too cringey! > - <

Just some good ol Undertale jokes.

How would you deal with the fact that your other half wasnt there anymore? Or if you were a scared to break a promise you made to that person by loving someone else? Paisley Jason doesn't know either. Shes scared to love someone again thinking she'll betray a certain someone. Scared she will end up broken again. But she is willing to find the person who stole her true love. Will she be able to forgive the monster who killed her true love? Will she allow herself t o love again or will she stay with one piece missing? WARNING!!!!!! This book contains mature language and things related to cancer and death! !!!! ALSO MATURE LANGUAGE! !! So read at your own risk!!! You have been warned!!! *insert Jafar voice from aladdin* This book is dedicated to @rain_loves_pizza_tw My best friend <3 DO NOT COPY ANY OF MY IDEAS CAUSE THAT WOULD SUCK AND I WILL BE VERY IRRITATED. I hope you like my story :) Started: July 23 *cover made by @EffervescentHeroes*

This is a story about a girl who was a nobody and is the laughingstock of the school until he came into her little world (pun noted) This is a love story between Veronica Merrell and Aaron Burriss...