Purple-stuff Stories

A war between who I'll be calling Red and Blue has been going on for generations, and of course after some time the meaning of it all just sort of... gets smudged a bit to the point that it is unreadable. And since no one actually knows what they're fighting for anymore, it's pretty easy to say 'yeah you're doing this for this' or even just straight up 'yeah you're doing this for me' and for them to believe it. I think I'm getting too far ahead though (Or maybe I'm not), so I'll let you read the story yourself.