TonyBosworth
"Have you ever thought of turning to crime?"
If you want to know me....
My kids had not long been born when I wrote this and I did it for them. I didn't want to die - to be fair I have no plans to do that, umm, ever - so they'd know where I came from and what shaped me.
It's amusing - I know, even though I say so myself - and sad in parts and bloody lovely really.
Now, please comment on it. It'll only take you a minute and you know it will make me happy and Lord knows I need some feedback - we all need that.