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The three greatest leaders of all time have a pleasurable "meeting".

Mark Rutte is the current secretary general of NATO and Vladimir Putin is the current president of Russia. To the world Mark Rutte wants to make it clear there's an imminent war between russia and NATO, but what people don't know is that behind the scenes, Mark and Vladimir are secretly having an affair. Mark Rutte knows that there's no war coming between NATO and Russia, but he has to keep up the pretenses to hide their love. But as fear and pressure rises in the West, it gets harder and harder. See how it all unfolds in...What They Don't Know.

after putins divore he goes to an ariana grande concert to cheer up, he meets ariana, love at first sight? pls take this as a joke, I'm sorry.

Indiana Jones in not gay. Indiana Jones is gay. Praise be to God. Watch him as he sticks his tongue down the pigeon's throat, Bakugo's throat, and pinches Ryuk's nipples. What a way to get down and dirty. Best when read in the: "Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce" (Not written by me, written by my friend but she doesn't have Wattpad)

⋆˚࿔ 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭, 𝐰𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

mr sexi donald j trump is in luv...butt with 5 men...n he doesnt no hoo 2 choos n he confides in his bff michaelangelo pencil 4 advice...but hoo will he choos? his options r.... barley beep benson-a bee who just luvs p o l l e n also doeznt cair wat humanz think is possbull n is cuzins wit freddy benson from icarly gordamn ramthelambsauceinmahasshole-a british chef hoo luvs 2 yell @ ppl but iz in a dilemna bc he cannot find da lamb sauce :,( vlady poot-a bootiful russian hoo is bein accuzed of hakking the election, sinnamin rol robbie rottennipple-a boi wit fantastix ibrows hoo is just tryna discova himself n b da villain numba 1 butt wait!!!! theres anOTher problum!!!! sum meany peepel r in a grewp in orda 2 tryna steel all of donalds luvs so dat he can b 4eva alon :,( heers da ppl in da grewp alabama hammer man-1 of our foundin fatherz hoo can rap lik fuk n waz a basterd orfan sun of a hor n a scotzmint hoo is also a HANDSUM fuckboi ;) killary clitoris-woman ran 4 prez n wantz 2 revenge donald, leeder of da groop and communikakes thru emales barack "the rock" obama-prez, he pritty kewl, swag, dope 8) HOE aBIDINg by baes rules-baracks slaiv hoo is secretly kool bird eating sand germ-wants free shit, misses da soviet union, pure n kind

This is a story about the love Donald Trump has for his soul mate Vladimir Putin.... 2 dicks that love dick.

Whatever you are doing with yourself , is it really worth doing? Well people have different opinions about everything but are you using your own opinion or someone else's

DISCLAIMER. I AM JUST A STUPID TEENAGER AND THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY CONSIDERING THE TIMING AND TODAYS EVENTS PLEASE DON'T COME AT ME. THIS IS STATIRE. Remember that Trump X Biden fic that had Mickey Mouse in it? Yea that was me, but my acc got banned.

I'm writing this for my AP Gov class cause my teacher specifically told me "please don't write a Putin x Trump Fanfic, Lindsay, I don't get paid enough for this shiz"

theo just graduaged from high school and is now going to the big city. he works at hotdog realness for people with a real taste of hotdogs. but theo notice something strange at hotdog realness... cold spots, the feeling of someone always staring at him when no one is in the room with him.... could this be the long lost lover of theo that died in 1924?

Y'all already read the title 😟🤙 This is a joke I swear this is just for entertainment purposes and not to harass/threat them 😀🤚 I will probably give slow updates because of stuff- 😸

A steamy romance between the leader of Russia (the sexy goose himself) and the Popstar Ariana Grande. Friends are introduced along the way, and theories are explored

We all know about the current president, from his reckless ways to his unexpected election win but we know next to nothing about his third wife Melania, a former model from a small village in Slovenia she has stayed with trump even when allegations of him sexually assaulting a long list of women, and a through a hate filled campaign even though she never wanted him to be president let alone run. Fan Fiction of Melania Trump channeling her own voice and living in new york while she tend to her son and herself all while her husband is in the highest office in the world.

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT support the war and invasion on Ukraine. This is just a imaginary scenario I came up with. It is a short moment of Putin and the reader being his wife during the war in Ukraine.

A lovers to enemies with a plot twist 😍