Historias de Pyrocynical

A heartbreaking feels trip! ReaderxLeafyishere One shot

IF YOU DON'T LIKE SUPERNATURAL, YOU WON'T LIKE THIS. A LOT OF CHARACTER DEATH?? NAH THIS IS IDK IT MIGHT BE MATURE ASF

idk

• • • After an argument with your now ex-boyfriend, you go to stay at Pyro's house, but after a while, things start to get a little heated... • • • ⚠️ WARNING !! THERE IS STRONG LANGUAGE AND WILL BE SMUT IN UPCOMING CHAPTERS !! PROCEED WITH CAUTION !! ⚠️ • • • [Cover art drawn by me, you can find it on my Tumblr blog; @ pyroobsessed]

She disappeared across the board walk

•this is a leafyishere fanfic• the song idfc by blackbear inspired this. go give it a listen :) i will alternate between Piper and Calvin's pov **disclaimer if Calvin seems out of character in any situation in this fic, please don't get mad. i am not Calvin, therefore i can't correctly portray him all the time. i will do my best though. also, i suck at roasting. that means that i'll have to use other people's insults (from roast videos and such) when i do, i will do my best to always give them credit at the end of each chapter. also also, this might get real angsty but i'll make sure to let you know at the beginning of the chapter.

My friend's depressed he's a wreck, he's a mess. They've done all sorts of tests & they guess it has something to do with his grandmother's grandfather's grandmother saving war soldiers who probably infected him. I mean well, I'm well well I mean I'm in hell well I still have my health at least that's what they tell me. If wellness is this what in hells name is sickness? ((TRIGGER WARNING)) ~lyrics from Runs In The Family~

Cringe Cring Crin Cri Cr C Cu Cuc Cuck Cucko Cuckol Cuckold A cuckold is a synonym for Onision [Just random shitty one shots that are probably all gay]

if this gets 1k i'll post my tumblr

I'm gay

I guess I'm making this (this is freaking cringe)

what it says on the tin (there may be other people i haven't decided yet) feel free to send me ideas/requests!!

[Y/n], a citizen of a dystopian land called YouTube where the currency is exchanged for videos. With [Y/n] being the reclusive type and the unsuccessful (like most people in YouTube) she makes clickbait cancer just to get by on scraps. Unwillingly, she then gets tangled up in a rebellion group that's trying to change the unfair system by none other than the internet sensation himself, Pyrocynical. This book is a bit of a symbolic parody for how unfair and how difficult it is to become big on YouTube. Most of the citizens are "peasants" with nothing but rags and almost minimal electronics. Because of how bigger youtubers are pampered by companies and opportunities, the "bigger channels" are given more luxurious things and advanced technology. The "rebellion group" are the youtubers that even though they're pampered and have become successful, they still speak out against the "kings". Lastly, the use of "Kings" is a symbol for the corporation and how businesses are very bias to rather pass down a company to their children then give it to the hardest worker. Also this story is not a lemon, although it might come close or insinuate stuff. It is also not an ironic fanfic, it does have a plot. I also want to say that I respect the content that Pyrocynical uploads and that this is merely for entertainment. It also has very minimal cursing as requested by my friend. You do not have to know the other youtubers in the book to understand what is happening because I do try to explain and give character to each person.

❝I got one friend laying across from me. I did not choose him, he did not choose me.❞

"i've been writing all these paragraphs, select it all, delete" ur average kik fanfic

𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚　˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚠𝚞 𝚒 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜 ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚　˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ 𝕔𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕓𝕪 𝕡𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕜𝕒 𝕞𝕖

we rEaCHed a QUARtEr of A MiLLiOn SuBsCRibers.

this is a MLG version of where the red fern grows. I do recommend you read that book.

Alex calls his best friend Henry to sleep over his flat or vice versa every time he needs a good cry over blokes that he obsesses over and honestly, Henry doesn't mind one bit because it be like that sometimes and he knows how crazy feelings can get. I mean, just look at all his friends. author's note: wtf am i doing? i haven't written anything in years and here i am back with fanfiction?? who am i? anyways, as much as i wanna use lapslock, i know it lessens the realism of it :/ at least to me so yeah. it was supposed to be named "alex elmslie crying over guys he can't have" but since that one sam smith song started playing on my playlist then why tf not? i think it fits. i've been thinking of this plot for quite a bit now so might as well manifest it somewhere. alex is gonna kill me. let's just hope him and i never interact LOL. just to be clear, this isn't an alex x henry fic. they don't end up together. it's alex to the other cc boys.