Pyromaniacy Stories

What is one to do when those dag nab fire-starting dwarves arrives at one's home literally blazing with the intent to reduce it to ashes? Enter intrepid Sophie Smith. She's eight years old and as impetuous and demanding and reckless as any teenager or young adult can be. With the aid of an agent from the Inter-Realm Coalition for Expediting Stuff, she defeats them, thus kickstarting her career as the youngest I.C.E.S. agent in the history of I.C.E.S.