Quack Stories

NOTE BEFORE YOU READ: I headcanon quackity and elquackity to be twins, and theyre both transmasc. ___________________________________________ When quackity was younger, he was under the care of the federation, along with other children. Everyday, he'd read a book for them. Making it more energetic, dramatic, romantic, anything he could do to add more flavor. He loved it, he really did. Making everyone laugh, being the center of attention, everyone's eyes on him, it was great. One day while he's reminiscing on old days, he picks up a old fairytale book. Midway, a ping shows up in his communicator. " [ + ] WILBURSOOT "

this is a story about a girl who moves into a new place, only to realize her new neighbor is the one and only quackity

George Davidson, son of the almighty sea God known as poseidon. Has been arranged to marry his best friend Tina, daughter of Medusa. In this time George relizez that his heart belongs somewhere else. When George builds up the courage to tell his father he is exiled from the sea and must learn how to live among the humans on the shore. Will he blend in, and keep his cool? What will his father do next? Find out right now! By reading, Washed up! A dnf fanfic (this is just for the lols <3)

Dr. Quincy Quack never saw this webkinz coming...

Tommy Angst :( Inspired by like every tommy angst book ever 😭 Rankings :D

The flower of high society, the perfect lady with a shy demeanour, the one whose suitor list goes on for miles. That... is our protagonist. The sobs of noblemen could be heard throughout the city when news of her marriage partner came to light. How? How could the apple of everyone's eyes end up married to the capital's mad dog? Rumours of the prince's psychotic actions had reached far and wide. He'd beheaded over 1000 flowers in the noble palace. He was ruthless to those who looked after him leaving them with scars that would make even the toughest knights jealous. And to top it all off he was a quack, he was crazy, he had no idea how to differentiate between fact and fiction. However when our protagonist finally met the prince he was far worse than rumours had painted him as. In fact he was actually a ...

Love you kids I actually hate kids GAHAH

I need to stop making chapters in my important books about random shit literally no one except me will give two shits about. So I made a fucking rant book for it. Maybe expressing my full range of emotions will help make me into the asshole I've always been yay! Copyright Whxskeyhands 2016

a girl y/n discovered her thought to be soulmate at her friends twitch streaming party with her english friends, olivia (her bff) invites her online friends...

this is my AU and my lore :))

I will take suggestions Go to The first page for All the requirements and rules

Various One shots! ~Quack~

"b-b-baka he-he-hewwo u-u-u-u-uwu

IM SORRY MARK

Squaishey's perspective: "Eeek today's the day, my wedding day" said Sqaishey ''And i am sharing it with stampy!!!!!'' On the 15th January 2019 the day that was meant to be, stampylongnose and sqaishey quack here, at MineCon getting married ( jesus they really do like minecraft). As she walked up the isle in her yellow dress with orange flowers to meet stampy who was in a white shirt and orange pants, suit and tie. ''Wow you look, stunning'' said stampy to sqaishey who was blushing like mad. '' you look just a good'' said squaishey as she was looking like she was about to cry. obviously Squid and Lfor Leeeeeex was stampy's best man and Amylee33 and stacyplays was sqaisheys bridesmaids. Stampy's perspective: "the day has come'' said stampylongnose FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SOON!!!

✿ 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐱 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐜 - (𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲/𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬 ) | 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄 / 𝐍𝐎 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 / 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 | 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗍 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗍 𝖰𝗎𝖺𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗍𝗒. 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝖰𝗎𝖺𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗍 𝖺𝖼𝖼 < @𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘆4𝗸 > 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗐 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖺𝖼𝖼 𝗂𝗌 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝖻𝖼 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗈𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝗆𝖾𝖽𝗂𝖺. 𝖠𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 3 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗁𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗎𝗉 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖺 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄. ✿

These are random detective Grey crackfic oneshots for fun, I might take some stories seriously and some might be not so serious. Most ships here are ones that my boyfriend thought of.

MY SHIPS So don't go insulting me I will eventually tell ya'll my AU WARNING ⚠️: Some smut Lots of flirting Other stuff