Quagmire Stories

This is what happened after "The End" and when the friends see each other again. - - - WARNING: There may swearing, kissing and slight violence - - - BEST RANKINGS! #89 kiss (out of 50.6k stories) (DAMN) #1 quagmire #1 isadoraquagmire #1 kladora #1 vfd #1 carmelitaspats #2 baudelaire #2 volunteerfiredepartment #2 asoue #3 klausbaudelaire

[ 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬?.. ] this is a fanfic based on the netflix show and if the baudelaire children were five, not three. with 2 inserts and more orphans to deal along with. different events, different guardians. everything is different. reimagined, likely. the narration will be told by lemony snicket, not any of the childrens pov. this is just my take on asoue if i wrote it, of course some parts are kept, as i wouldnt wanna stray off from the main plot, vfd and count olaf n his troupe of actors. his associates, esme squalor & carmelita spats stay, of course. but they'll be more villains and different guardians. enjoy! all rights reserved! the world is quiet here. :)

Read the title... Oh and please don't judge because this is literally my first book to be published. Please and thank you. #1 in Baudelaire!!! Thank you!

Klaus was raised on the right side of the tracks, he has a good education and is very healthy. Isadoras parents abandoned her when she was a child, ever since then she's been trying to find her siblings but the orphanage she's sent to doesent help. When these to friendly faces somehow meet, a connection sparks between them. Will they ever be able to be together?

Violet baudelaire and duncan quagmire WARNING Sexual

She was broken, looking for a sign. Anything. Something to make her life worth living. He had it all. The money. The fame. But something was missing.

A 25 year old girl and her little sister move into a house across the street from these very odd neighbors. She meets her neighbors, they are very kind to her and visits them quite frequently. They all like her very much, especially their dog. One day, a black haired scrawny Asian man started acting especially funny toward her. She started to enjoy the company these neighbors provided her. Though, they like her a little more then just friends. They both try to win her affection, them both growing more and more hatred toward each other. What will happen, who will she choose?

quagmirexy/n fanfic satire

"𝐼𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓎, 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑒?𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈, 𝓂𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓃𝑒.𝒯𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝒾𝑒𝒸𝑒𝓈, 𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑜𝓃𝑒.𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜, 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑜𝓂𝑒." ~𝐵.𝐸 ☽⋆☼ ✧ ✧ ✧ ★彡 🅻🅾︎🆅🅴🅻🆈 彡★ (ᗪບɴᥴᴀɴ Ҩບᴀ᥀ᴍ꯵ʀᰀ ᝣ ʀᰀᴀᖙᰀʀ)

A Rocket named Pete is trudging through a bog, in search of an elusive monster. And then... I wrote this a long time ago.

Jenny, Pheonix, Francine, Wyatt, and Bree were always outsiders at Prufrock Prepatory School. They were always the bullied ones. When the orphans arrived at Prufrock, they decide to take them under their wing. Little do they know, by doing this, they are changing their lives forever. Season 2 and 3 AU COMPLETED

Laura Van Helsing has a wonderful life. She is thirteen years old, and she has her boyfriend, Quigley Quagmire. Everything was going great until a fire destroyed her home and sadly, her parents perished in it. Now she is going to live with her Aunt Ericka, who she hardly remembers. Laura tries to adjust to this life when a figure from her past shows up, should she leave her new family, and run off into the very fine destination?

(Adopted by @UniversallyStolen / Callie) Dear reader, If you are here to mourn the sad cliffhanger in the Baudelaire orphans' lives and the separation of the Baudelaires and the Quagmires, you are in the wrong place. I am here to tell you what happened after the Baudelaires and Beatrice II set sail for Briny Beach. I cannot tell you much but it involves an unexpected encounter with a lost relative, a man with hair but no beard and woman with a beard and no hair (or vice versa) and of course, the search for the stolen sugar bowl Wanderlust is a word which here means "a lust for wandering;" but if you have read the exceedingly long novel of Leo Tolstoy entitled 'Anna Karenina' then you know that a rural life of moral simplicity, despite its monotony, is the preferable personal narrative to a daring life of impulsive passion, which only AND always leads to tragedy. If anyone asks you "Is a safe life really enough?" Take my advice. Look away from this sad tale. And answer yes to the person who asked you. Ships are: Klaus x Isadora Duncan x Violet (dont really ship this but the story wont make sense) Quigley x ??? Some mild swearing. All characters except for Sophie belongs to Lemony Snicket. 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: april 15th 2020 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱: october 10th 2020 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱: nov 17. 2020

THE BOOK IS CANCELED. A different ending for ASOUE, Quagmires, and Baudelaire's! Dunclet + Kladora. One-shots will be added soon! Best ranking: # 1 in Dunclet #3 in Kladora (2020-2021) #5 in Dunclet #11 in Alternate ending (2022) 2 stories from my fanfiction combined. (AMFASOUE + AMFASOUE one-shots)

Not related to my other story. After the end, Baudelaires x Quagmires adventure. Hope you like! 3K READS ON FF.

🅱️eter is no longer in the picture.... I'm up for constructive criticism, all questions allowed. the characters belong to Family Guy and the creators of it and the story line is mine except the first chapter i got inspiration b from lucys short thing thanks lucy im gonna be a best selling author someday

Beatrice Baudelaire is rushed to the hospital by her husband when she goes into labor, leaving her two children, Violet and Klaus, alone in the Baudelaire mansion. When at the hospital, Beatrice's husband, Bertrand, calls up some old friends to look after his children while they're gone: the Quagmires. - "What if the Quagmires and the Baudelaires (minus Sunny, for obvious reasons) met before Prufrock Prep/the Mortmain Mountains?" Welp thats what this fic is about so knock yourself out. PG-13 for some minor swearing. Consists of fluff in the beginning but toward the end we deep-dive into the characters and it gets, well, deep.

The trying tale of the Baudelaires as they face new difficulties and encounter new friends. I hope you enjoy! Attention: Spoilers from the third season of A Series of Unfortunate Events!!!

Identical triplets, intelligent parents, a noble organisation, and fires. This story may not be as sorrowful and unfortunate as the Baudelaire's, but don't say I didn't warn you, because this story is filled with misery and woe too. #1 in Baudelaires (Dec. 2020, Jan. 2021, Mar. 2021, & June 2021) #1 in aseriesofunfortunateevents (March 2021) #1 in Quiglet (July 2021) #4 in Quagmires (December 2020) #9 in Quigley (January 2021) #10 in fanstory (December 2020) #19 in triplets (December 2020) *out of 2.12K stories* #55 in Duncan (January 2021) *out of 1.43K stories* Disclaimer: Based on Lemony Snicket's 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' books and the Netflix series. Many characters, dialogue, and settings belong to Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) Characters/settings I own: -Ms. Adria and her house -The Quagmires' and Baudelaires' house