Quagmire Stories

This is a fanfic basing off of 'a series of unfortunate events' All ownership of the characters belong to Lemony Snicket/ Daniel Handler. It a horrible story of painful memories and love so I will suggest not to read it. The story will use both concepts of the books and the Netflix series so you probably won't like it and will be updating every Monday, the most painful day of the week. (Just skip to chapter 2) To my dear Quagmire, Things are far worst then what we imagine. They have finally finish construction. I fear the worst. If what they say is true then everything we have been told is a lie. It's to late to stop it this time but I have got a lead. A man by the initials LS is in position of the original. I know I should stop while I'm ahead but I won't forgive them for what they did to K and I. Please forgive me. Yours forever, Violet Quagmire.

To the Chef and the Baticeer: "If you ever wish to see these kids again, agree to hand over the Baudelaire fortune." Sunny and Beatrice Jr. take Trevor and Hunter with them on a daring rescue mission when Nikki Quagmire, Elizabeth Baudelaire, and Sam Quagmire get kidnapped by V.F.D. villains. A full sequel to my How It Should Have Been book! Rated T for swearing. Universe* *Disclaimer: I do not own A Series of Unfortunate Events. This is merely a fanfic.*

Luigi does mostly silly things I'm so sleep deprived lmao

her house burns down and the only family left of hers dies. mr. poe takes cordelia springs to a far relative in the desert. she seems cold when first met but turns out to be very playful/flirty, sarcastic, a very good investigator, loves all culture, and is very curious. what happens when she goes on a trip back to the city to see her aunts friend.

What happens to the Baudelaires and Quagmires when they finally get the chance to live a normal life? Isadora most definitely does not like Klaus. Mae will have a panic attack if she finds out Duncan likes her back. Violet and Isadora have way too many sleep overs. Oh yeah, and there's that race Klaus and Isadora can never seem to finish. The Baudelaires and Quagmires have been adopted by two different families that live across the street from each other. They are put into new schools and make new friends. These are the diaries and journals the kids write in their new life, when the only drama around is who likes who and deciding which collage to go to.

Some how, some way, the Bauedalaires end up in Gravity Falls and under the care of Stanford Pines. Klaus likes the town, he's not in any real danger, and it's quite peacefull compared to the crazy events of VFD. Violet ,however, misses the city, her friends, Quigley. When Violet learns the Quagmires are alive and safe, she is overjoyed. Especially so, when Violet learns they've joined VFD and want her to as well. Which path will the Baudelaires take? Or will they spilt up? Gravity Falls and ASOUE crossover.

A short story about Quigley and Jacques, while they were staying in Monty's home. Quigley learns about the Baudelaires.

"𝐼𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓎, 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑒?𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈, 𝓂𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓃𝑒.𝒯𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝒾𝑒𝒸𝑒𝓈, 𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑜𝓃𝑒.𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜, 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑜𝓂𝑒." ~𝐵.𝐸 ☽⋆☼ ✧ ✧ ✧ ★彡 🅻🅾︎🆅🅴🅻🆈 彡★ (ᗪບɴᥴᴀɴ Ҩບᴀ᥀ᴍ꯵ʀᰀ ᝣ ʀᰀᴀᖙᰀʀ)

quagmirexy/n fanfic satire

Angelica Austen lives in a mansion with her three sisters and parents. Until one day, there is a fire. She is the only survivor. She goes from house to house, tragedy following in her wake. Eventually, she is sent to Prufrock Prepatory School, where she meets new friends, and new enemies. But one thing remains the same. The same evil villain, obsessed with her fortune. Count Olaf. Started: Dec 20-ish Ongoinh

For years, Louis thought that her dad was dead.......or so she thought. For days she has been finding him in Denton valley near a secret base. Louis and the rest of the family, went on an epic adventure to find her dad and rescue him.

(Adopted by @UniversallyStolen / Callie) Dear reader, If you are here to mourn the sad cliffhanger in the Baudelaire orphans' lives and the separation of the Baudelaires and the Quagmires, you are in the wrong place. I am here to tell you what happened after the Baudelaires and Beatrice II set sail for Briny Beach. I cannot tell you much but it involves an unexpected encounter with a lost relative, a man with hair but no beard and woman with a beard and no hair (or vice versa) and of course, the search for the stolen sugar bowl Wanderlust is a word which here means "a lust for wandering;" but if you have read the exceedingly long novel of Leo Tolstoy entitled 'Anna Karenina' then you know that a rural life of moral simplicity, despite its monotony, is the preferable personal narrative to a daring life of impulsive passion, which only AND always leads to tragedy. If anyone asks you "Is a safe life really enough?" Take my advice. Look away from this sad tale. And answer yes to the person who asked you. Ships are: Klaus x Isadora Duncan x Violet (dont really ship this but the story wont make sense) Quigley x ??? Some mild swearing. All characters except for Sophie belongs to Lemony Snicket. 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: april 15th 2020 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱: october 10th 2020 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱: nov 17. 2020

Taylor goes back in time to a few days before the fire. The cover is not mine.

When Glenn Quagmire stumbles into the middle of a war between humanity and the Cylons aboard the Battlestar Galactica, he becomes the most absurd problem the crew has ever faced. Despite being mistaken for a Cylon agent, Quagmire proves he's anything but a deadly robot-he's a relentless, flirtatious man on a mission to make the ladies of the Galactica his next conquest. As the crew tries to figure out who this mysterious stranger is, Quagmire fills the ship with chaos, cheesy pickup lines, and his signature "Giggity!" all while ignoring the fact that humanity is on the brink of extinction. The Galactica crew, from Starbuck to Commander Adama, must try to keep their sanity intact as Quagmire's antics escalate, leaving them wondering if this cosmic disaster is just the distraction they needed-or if they're all doomed, in more ways than one.

Losing family is hard right? Losing your sibling even harder? So when Darcie Quagmire is the 3 child born to the Quagmires then it was Isadora her little sister but she has two big brothers Duncan and Quigley they look exactly alike. So when her, Isadora and Duncan meet the Baudelaires they decide to befriend them as they know what it's like to be orphans. But what she didn't know is meeting the Baudelaires would be something she'd love and hate. Klaus Baudelaire x OC Darcie Quagmire

Lucky there's a Family Guy! Read to see Stewie's point of view in this story about Brian and Stewie going back to the multiverse. Stewie recently went to the multiverse with Rupert but left him in a universe! Now Brian and Stewie must find him while traveling through different universes in "Brian and Stewie's Return to the Multiverse".

A collection of stories between Klaus Baudelair and Duncan Quagmire or in some parts known for their real name Louis Hynes and Dylan Kingwell.

Lily green and the Baudelaire orphans lives come together because of a very unfortunate event that killed both of there parents. They are placed under the care of count Olaf and things could only get worse but one thing Lily did know was the she was fortunate to have the Baudelaires