Quandale Stories

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A love so sweet that no victory royale could ever compare. Read this story to have all your perverted Fortnite fantasies come true.

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this is a scenario book where the reader is shipped with vance hopper from the black phone, i hope you all enjoy :)

A new girl has arrived in town, and it doesn't take long for her to realize she doesn't quite fit in. But fitting in was never the goal. There's only one gaze she wants, and if fate is on her side, she'll have it.

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It's y/n's first day at school and she meets the most popular guy there, none other than Quandale dingle hair. What could go wrong?

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Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy. NOTE- maybe 3 chapters but im not sure so just be patient with me

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Hey guys quandale dingle here 🫃🧍🏿

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A divorce in the making. An array of villains rising to usurp the power and fame of a humble toilet-man hybrid. All led by a mastermind behind closed curtains. With the powers at play, not even grit or sheer determination are enough to empower our humble hero to save his marriage and drive back the forces of darkness... that is unless he can get aid from a certain collection of literary heroes.

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Quandale knew from a young age he was an outcast. The only person who accepted him was Juandale Pringle, his 'homie', or thats how Quandale has to keep the relationship. Secretly, Quandale was in love with Juandale. Quandale has to do something about his obsession with Juandale, no matter the cost. But how?

Y/N ANNOYS THE COUNTRYHUMANS, INSTANTLY REGRETS IT %100 REAL %69420 GOOFY!!!1!1!1! ( I STILL MIGHT BE WRITING THIS STORY )

goofy adaptation of a story from a good friend of mine :) don't take it seriously

reader x character smut idk?? i dont know what else to put