thehunter09
Picture the scene for a moment: you're thrown to the wolves into the sweet nightmare of Re:Zero. Except, bad luck, you forgot to pack a divine power, an overpowered Divine Protection, and above all... the life insurance policy of Return by Death. Quite a bummer, isn't it?
Welcome to a world that revolves entirely around mana, Divine Protections, and prophecies reserved for those born with a silver spoon in their mouths. And amidst this dream cast, who are you? A new chosen one? A reincarnated historical figure? The messiah awaited for centuries? Spoiler: absolutely not.
You are nothing more than a mere spectator who tumbled from the bleachers right into the middle of this macabre theater. Do you have a talent? Oh, surely. But don't expect to strike down your enemies with a snap of your fingers. Your "power" looks more like a sick joke of fate than a miraculous blessing. Your ultimate weapon against the worst psychological atrocities? A memory full of holes and fragmented recollections of Arcs 1 through 4. If it feels merciful, the universe might throw you a few more bones to chew on along the way.
So, what are your grand ambitions? To be a hero? To forge a legend? To become the ultimate shadow puppeteer? Come back down to earth and try surviving the prologue first. Plunge into this quagmire, if only to see how long it takes before you start begging to be sent back home.