Raccoon Stories

The Hook: One is a pampered indoor cat who thinks a delayed dinner is a human rights violation. The other is a street-smart raccoon who considers a knocked-over trash can a five-star buffet. Together, they are the forest's only hope. The Summary: Blanco is a sleek, perfectly groomed black cat living a life of pure luxury. His biggest daily challenge is finding the perfect square of sunlight for a fourteen-hour nap. (And yes, his human named a black cat "Blanco"-don't ask). But when a dangerous snake named Venom threatens the neighborhood, Blanco is forced to team up with Raccoon-a chaotic, familyless wild animal who decides to move into Blanco's house vents. Raccoon is determined to teach this soft house-pet how to survive "The Wilds." Written like a Saturday morning cartoon, follow Blanco and Raccoon as they navigate dusty air vents, territorial forest critters, and the ultimate challenge: trying not to drive each other crazy. Can a pampered pet learn to be wild, or will the great outdoors be the end of them both? ✨ Updates read like TV episodes with Cold Opens and Theme Songs! ✨

𝕀ℕ 𝕎ℍ𝕀ℂℍ... when rhea and her friends are running from the paparazzi in la after getting spotted leaving charli's house to go to the park, she never thought her saving grace would be walker and mk's friend malachi barton, disney and tiktok's golden boy (and her neighbor). but what happens when they take a chance, and her world tries to tear them apart?

"soooooooo you saying you found yourself in my world by mistake? cool cool...by the way this is a raccoon."

Wandering inside a dark forest, with moon as source of light that barely even shining through the enormous trees around-and a clear sky without any stars visible. A raccoon, wide-awake, walks inside and meets new faces along its wandering-able to observe, listen, and express everyone's different ideologies that might oppose one's own. Nights of exploration, living differently based to those the raccoon's with, and maybe understanding their way of surviving.

A lab AU

A mother deer goes through the five stages of grief over the five stages of night, all told through the quiet perspective of a watching owl. This is a sneak peak of a physical short story you can relieve in your mailbox!

This is Book 1 of 3 Rocket has been off the grid for quite some time. When he does finally get in contact with Groot again, he's given the third degree about where he's been. Rocket finally breaks down and tells Groot exactly where he's been and about the interesting people he's met. The artwork was done by my wife. You can find her art here http://lassenby.tumblr.com/ All Marvel Characters are (c) to Marvel All others are (c) to me.

this is a small guide on how to dress goblincore, decorate goblincore, and have fun as a goblin! i have been a goblin for quiet a while. i'm still getting the hang of dressing and decorating but i have lots of things i need to share with my fellow goblins! start reading for more !! :D

Delirious has a curse which makes him a baby raccoon at night. One night he gets chased by a coyote. While escaping he runs into a tall tan Canadian. Will he help him and will he leave him.

Here is a short story about the new campus of paris 3 and boom there is The Avengers in there. Thank you. English/French versions. (c'est un projet fait pour mes cours, c'est totalement ironique, notez le avant d'aller le lire merci!)

These are twisted, humorous stories that you can tell your friend, significant other, or family before you go to bed. Warning! They will keep you up.

Five mutants escape from a terrible place known as Laboratory 505 that uses humans as test subjects. The five boys are then on the run from the hands of the scientists at Lab505. But can they survive on their own? And will they find each other before any of them are captured?

On one strange day Severus Snape finds a mysterious Girl at the Order of the Phoenix Meeting. As he can't get her out of his mind, he asks her for her name. She just responds with "Raccoon. And your's is the bat." And so this Story took ist place.

Sometimes I feel desperately.

What happens when a boy with no friends and a raccoon with no family; become bonded for life? Find out in this epic adventure of Wallace and Winky.

a disheartening tale about viper on a journey for his beloved russy. [[ THIS IS A JOKE. A JOKE. PLS. it was made for friends <3 i am so funny ]]

Raccoons are a common problem in Toronto, frequently invading homes and businesses in search of food and shelter. While they may appear harmless, these animals can cause significant damage and create health hazards. If raccoons have made their way into your property, it's essential to call a professional Raccoon Removal Company in Toronto for safe and effective removal. Raccoons are notorious for their ability to break into attics, garages, and chimneys. They rip apart insulation, chew on electrical wiring, and leave behind waste that can carry harmful bacteria. If left untreated, raccoon infestations can lead to costly repairs and potential health risks. Attempting to remove raccoons on your own is not recommended. These animals can become aggressive when cornered, and improper removal techniques can make the problem worse. Additionally, raccoons are protected under wildlife laws, which require humane handling and relocation. A professional wildlife control service will assess the situation, remove the raccoons using humane techniques, and secure your property to prevent future infestations. Common removal methods include one-way doors, live trapping, and exclusion barriers to ensure raccoons leave without harm. Preventing raccoons from returning requires securing garbage bins, trimming trees near your home, and inspecting for possible entry points. If you suspect raccoons have invaded your property, don't wait-professional removal is the safest and most effective way to handle the situation.

I am adding some animatronics in this... there may or may not be a plot. :>

He wanders around checking every corner of the magic forest.