Randomx2 Stories

(((hi! this book was made in 2015-2016. i published this book recently again because it's actually super cool to look back at the things i used to do/enjoy. this is simply for laughs and the sake of nostalgia. anyway, continue.))) The cover and the default under ink white border around the words is totally ironic I swear

"The only time when you'll be funny and random is when pigs fly." "Really? Cause my pig is on the next flight to Japan." ~~~ "Did you know that I'm screwing your sister?" "And did you know she used to be my brother?" ~~~ "HEY LOOK IT'S YOUR HOUSE!" *points at dumpster* "No that's where Hairy the Hobo lives you idiot. Hi Hairy!" "Howdy!" ~~~ "I need to clean my life up." "Here's some bleach. Start fresh." ~~~

Ahem, ahem, title 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾 no description needed. Or is there? Why are you still here? Nothing to see here OK! I swear SO YOU STILL DONT TRUST ME DO YOU!!!?!?!?!? Btw, I have no friends, only aquantinces. ( Yes I spelled it wrong, ... PLZ don't roast me )