Historias de Randyjade

Self explanatory, will do requests however be patient with me for I am a whole adult person and (unfortunately) can't write silly lil stories all day. There will be ships, ocs, and bad writing. Uhh, idk, will update description when not sleep deprived maybe.

"you don't date cryptids" said Winston Churchill ... so basically, he was wrong.

Oliver swift goes shopping with his friend randy and it does not go well in the slightest

Idk, bad art. Bad person. I'm pretty young, so pls be nice. (I'm beggin' youuuu)

Randy Jade is stuck in his dumpster during one of the coldest nights he had the misfortune of experiencing, only to be found by Oliver, who couldn't leave him alone like this. ((I PROPERLY SECTIONED EVERYTHING SO COMMENTS ACTUALLY FUNCTION PROPERLY!! IT ONLY TOOK ME 3 DAYS TO FIGURE OUT))

Exactly what the title says lads

read the title

COVER IS NOT MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! go show it love on pinterest at meow system spelling warning: i suck at spelling so sorry if anything is wrong (this story takes place after player[the green..thing]) You (y/n) were walking through Dialtown park one day when you see a rather cute guy getting attacked by three blood thirsty swans. So you decided to help him.

Heya! I'm just an autistic transmasc guy who loves dialtown. Hoping to make friends with this? Uh, mutuals please. I'm so friendless. ANYGAYS- Enjoy this! Please! Just sit back and observe the ravings of a mad man. Also ships. Love me some gnarly D-Town ships. Wink wonk.

DIALTOWNNN love this game in EVERY way

I Take request- ALLOWED FANDOMS; fnaf, dsaf, dhmis, Dream smp, dialtown, any others. (Will add if the list continues)

Randy x oc (can be y/n if you want) fluff, angst, comfort, ect.

YIPPEE EACH CHAPTER WILL BE UPDATED AS SOON AS I GET MOR HEADCANNONS

[So that you know, if the title doesn't make it obvious this isn't a selfship.] -there will be some time skips that influence the story so just a heads up. ^^ a quick FYI - also, this takes place in the past before Phonegingi meets any of the dateable. -at this time Randy just lost his job. this was when he was homeless (which he mentions in-game to Phonegingi.) Summary Randy lost his job his place, and everything he had in his name. he was at peak rock bottom, sleeping on benches and in alleys ways was where he was at in life. he was alone he couldn't call home or any family, out of fear of being a disappointment, -and the fact he lied about where he was in life. then out of nowhere, this weird tagger kid appeared, he wished to help Randy help him get back on his feet. but Randy's life isn't that easily fixable. I hope you enjoy ^^

this has a lot of gore in it so be warned-

This is based on the Parent!TMC x Child!Reader thing. Go check it out if you like! It's a really good book!

Basically dial town Oneshots, no smut because I can't take myself seriously. Also I will do x reader if I, bored or it's requested. I'm also gay

just a bunch of crack fanfic of your favorite phone men (and one woman.. and genderfluid.. thing)