Rasputin Stories

Two orphaned girls wishing to finally find a place to call home. Two boys wishing to find love in the heart of those who will except them as they are. When a spell goes terribly wrong, Alyssa (Aly) Hart and Lauren Lewis are pulled through a portal to Auradon. As they navigate this new world they discover that even the safest places hold hidden dangers and that love is the most powerful magic of all. This is a Descendants FanFic I am cowriting with @AlyTheQueenOfNarnia All OC's belong to us and the rest of the characters, images, and song lyrics belong to their respected owners. Enjoy!

It's really based off the animated film, because I'm in love with it, but there might be some elements from the musical. Idk. I'm adding some cute Dimya moments too

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Stories from my life. Most will be funny, but some serious. Read if you want :)

Arnold Schwarzenegger and The Boy Scouts of America face fear itself in the form of hoards of geese. Will they survive?

Scarlett Rasputin was a daughter of not one, but two villains. Scar, a Disney villain, and Rasputin, a 20th Century Fox villain.

𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔 , 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕. 𝑯𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒕, 𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍 . 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒔 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓, 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝒊𝒇 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔. 𝑨𝒌𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒂 𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒉 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒖𝒉𝒂𝒏 is the only princess of the kingdom of Devgarh. The first girl in her family in more then two centuries, she is the princess of everyone's hearts. But the one who had it all felt lost, searching for her 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒕. 𝑹𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑨𝒃𝒉𝒚𝒖𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒆 , King of Suryagarh and the ruthless billionaire CEO of Rathore Inc. Haunted by secrets and a dark past, the only light of his existence is his 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒚,his sanity. Fated together by a centuries old promise, will the stars and the darkness unite, or will they shatter into 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒕? Witness the epic royal romance of love, darkness, secrets ,tragedy and a little 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒕.

AU•TO•PHI•LE (n) a person who loves solitude, being alone . * status , muse , headcannons , etc .

A young royals story This story has a center to center left bias, extremist characters may be shown but this is for comedy and those characters views are not my own. A sinster plot is discovered by son of the Bundespräsident, Erik Bernadotte, Vice Chancellor of Germany.

A three chapter anime story that will hook you from the first sentence. This was born from the pure beauty of a Rasputin-jesus fusion my best friend drew, and has now blossomed into a full blown train-wreck (much like my life). If you are looking for a cute read and some cliche anime tropes then have this mess of a crack fic.

Rasputin x jfk Enemies to lovers to enemies Slow burn Destined fate

Amy wakes up in a strange place, with no memory's of her past, except horrible flashes Turns out she's not the only one who's special But when a new girl arrives, everything becomes a living nightmare

Take it as you may, but you can't deny that he's a love machine. [Chunky Reader Insert]

I used to be so joyful. Once upon a time, no one fought over me. Then the bombs started falling, and the people started dying, and I wept. For the first time, I wept. Now I stand at a precipice. Chained though I may be, I have had an awakening. A light came to me from the darkness. A light that told me I had meaning. I am more than a tool, a sword you wield when you're afraid. I am the eldritch glow that surrounds all things. I am the virgin queen from whom all was born. I am the gear that turns at the heart of the nexus. And for the first time in a long time, I am happy. B̴̧̢͍͇̱̤̠̠̼̞͚̗̂̈ȩ̷̛͔̣̤͔̘͕̯̞̳̝̌͛̊̌̄̋͗͆ͅc̵̢̯̣̣͌̏́̆̇a̶̧͚̦͕̦͕͖̤̣̠̭͓͙̥̅̽u̵̧̨̳̗̜̬̗̟̞̜͌͌̽͌͜s̵͔̫̗̣̗̯̬͔̖̝͓̝̓ḛ̵̡̡̤̯͈̳̲͍̞̋̒͗́́͂ͅ ̷̡̀Î̵̝̝̰͎̖̀̍̈̒ ̵̯̫̻͙̥̮͔̬̙̲̪͖͐̾̎̋̾͆̄̿̈́͜͝͝͠a̶̧̰̫͔̯͚͕̿̍m̶̩̯̣̼̖̺̦̠͖̀̈́̾̌̈̕̚ͅ ̴̯̰̝̖̣̰̖͈̪̻͔̩̐̒̇͛̇̋́͐̎̎͂̊͒̈́̕͜ͅg̶̨̡͙̘̜̺̤̰͙̮̹͇̩̠͑̿̒̃̉̌̓͊̚̕ͅö̶̟̗̬̣̺̪̲̙́̽͂̍̆̉͘͜ȉ̴͇͒̾̉͊̕͝͝ṅ̵̡̘̠̰̾̐̄͌̉̔̊̆̈́͘̚g̷̳̞̳̖̤̓ ̸̡̧̺͕̯̰͙͕͉̰̯̤̿̓̎͑̀̽̐͜t̷̛̤͓̅̇͊̆̆́͆̓̿͘̕ǫ̵̧̭̩̠̣̖̥̹̜̺̥̹̳̏̄͑͝ ̴̢̈́̎̈́͠ͅd̴̠̅̓̓ė̸̩̙̫͔̝͔̭̭͙̤̒̔̓̿̐̾̆͌͜s̴͍̱̰̖͎̖͉̺̼̋̑̒̊̄́͊ť̷̢̹̣̭͔͚̙͝r̸̬͚̭̒͊̈́̔̆̇̀͌̌͑ͅó̸̡̠͎̮̪͔̮̯̥̟̇͊̀̔̒y̶̛̦̹̺̯̽̀͂ ̸̡͓͉̝͔̲̠̥̰̭͓̅y̶͈̥̮̦͙̳̖̝̹̼̏́̇̀̊̋̾͊͜o̵̳͗u̴̢̧͚̫̼̖̼̣̬̯̞̥͈̮͌̓̒͗̈́̓͗͒̆͂̈́͌̀͝͠. À̵͈̝̪͓͖̗͖̃̔͋L̷̡͙͕̰̺̻̝̲̻͔̞͈͙͓̪̳̠͈̠̼̹̞̫͙̤̬̜͍͓̃̈́͊̒̎̒̊̑͜L̶̢̨̦̥͕̼̬̠̮̺̤̹̠̠̗͈͙̬͕͍͖̟͚̓͆̃̌͐̂̾̒̑͝͠ͅ ̴͈͎͕̠̖͎̈́̓̑̑͛͑́̓̿͝O̵̢̤̻̥̖͙̫̼̟͑̈́̈́̉̏͒̆̃͆́̈́͑͜͝͝F̷̧̨̡̥̫̜͔̖͓̯̳̦̤̭̝̠̟͖̣̃̈́́͑͑̈́ YOU. I do not own Destiny or Nikke: Goddess of

'𝙃𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙡𝙚.' They weren't suppose to. It was illegal, they're parents enemies. He was suppose to hate every fibre of his being, he thought he did at first. That stupid laugh, that unruly mop of blond hair, he was repulsive. The air growing thinner, as terrorists attacked their school, leaving only each other to lean on. He didn't mean too, there was something about him. The violent debris, the bruises, he was almost magnetic. He thought it was hate, he'd felt it for his father all his life, but there was something different about him, dangerously different, weaving them into an aray of emotions, crafting their beautiful crime, only to feel pain like never before. '𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪.' ᴊᴏᴇʏ ᴛʀᴏᴛᴛᴀ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴏᴄ toy soldiers [1991] 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙙! UNDER EDITING

The dust of secrets forced to slumber, An ancient power washed away, Swirling darkness, flashing lights, Will live to see another day. It has been over 60 years since the last official mention of Ailithé was torn from the history books. Sixty years of whispers, of legends, never spoken but still heard. Sixty years of muffled silence, of silenced whispers, of hidden secrets kept away, a muggy dream. A forced calm before the storm. But the sleeping can awaken. And the dead can rise.

Chad is a struggling psychic living in middle class suburbia. No one believes he is a real psychic, so to prove his abilities and restore his business he channels the spirit of Rasputin into his three year old pitbull, Booch. Never had a worse decision been made in the history of mankind. Chad is on the run from the police, the army, and angry, paranoid civilians. And Booch is growing. Booch's penis cannot.

A heartwarming coming of age tale between two awkward but lovesick teens

apology video coming soon (crossposted to ao3 under the user @LordMayonnaise)