Angelimitsu
Before you actually believe that I'm informing you to become a great Asian, please keep in mind that this is a Satirical Article.
If you do not know what Satire is, please enjoy this definition from Google:
"the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues."
*This was written for my Freshman English Class Assignment