Realqoutes Stories

I say weird crap and sometimes I write it down! I also imagine weird scenarios and write those down too! I realised after sharing some of this with my friends that maybe people would find it entertaining so I'm going to publish some of the weird crap I come up with. I hope you enjoy! Also I would like to say that updates might be slow. I MEAN WEIRDNESS GUSHES OUT OF ME LIKE A WATERFALL BUT I DONT ALWAYS HAVE THE MEANS TO WRITE IT ALL DOWN. sorry I've calmed down now...Enjoy!

its all about love and life PLS. ENJOY