Reddwarf Stories

This is an Arnold Rimmer x OC story (as of sept 4th 2022: GOING THROUGH MAJOR STORY EDITS) Eddie Hammond fakes her name, her identity and her qualifications in order to get a job as a lowly technician on the mining ship, Red Dwarf. Although, after secrets from her past resurface, she is sent to spend the rest of her contract in Stasis. To her horror, Hammond awakes three million years later with a companion equally as useless as she, Dave Lister. Along with a bipedal cat, a senile computer and a neurotic hologram who takes pride in making her life a living hell, Hammond is forced to endure the aggravating task of finding her place in the universe. Aside from the company, floating in the expanse of deep space doesn't seem all that bad. - - Includes main characters and plot points/storylines from the series and the novels. - - TW: mature themes, dr*g use, general angst, and foul language. • Started on August 21st 2020 • hope you enjoy!

After 3 million years the mail pod finally arrives on The Red Dwarf. As Lister is digging around in the mail, Rimmer and him find a VR game known for being better then life aptly named Better Then Life. Lister, Rimmer, and Cat decide to test it out. As they play Rimmer finds an unexpected feature.

Red Dwarf one-shot. Lowly mechanic Arnold Rimmer is mistakenly charged with a life-or-death repair job he is hopelessly unqualified for and decides to exploit the opportunity to advance his career.

Welcome to my Red Dwarf book of Drabble. Here you will find 100 words exactly or short snippets of things that I thought of. I take requests too. No smut, I can go as far as suggestiveness but no smut.

This is just some random stuff bc idk...

just some lil short stories on Rimster (rimmerxlister)

What if Lister wasn't the last remaining piece of the human race? What if someone else had also been given stasis punishment before the radiation leak wiped out the rest of the crew? Being your best friend Lister had always been over protective ...especially when it comes to Rimmer who you just so happen to have a soft spot for. If only you hadn't helped hide that damn cat!

Zora was the Captain of the Solaris 1 after the ship was attacked by stimulants the ship was dying and losing power and so as a last resort, she goes into stasis waiting to be saved. Little did she know she would be asleep for 3millions years and her saviours would be the weird and wonderful of the Red Dwarf. #1 Red Dwarf 23/05/21

Dave lister and Arnold j rimmer find a blue box on the ship red dwarf. holly (the ships computer ) scans it to find out what it is . suddenly a man with a marvellous bow tie jumps out of the mysterious blue box accompanied by a tall ginger woman and a fawn haired man. And the fun really starts.

Basically all the oneshot ideas i have that aren't for Ezra Miller. These will include; X-Men - Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner, Wolverine, Professor X/Charles Xavier 'McAvoy', Quicksilver/Peter Maximoff. The Librarians - Ezekiel Jones, Jenkins. And I'll add more as i go!

Preferences and one-shots for my OCs, a way to get to know them better. : )

Simba and Nala wake up one morning to find themselves on the mining ship called Red Dwarf; the only survivors of their race. Which means they now have to live with curry loving human Dave Lister, the ever self centred hologram Arnold Rimmer, vain Cat and fussy mechanoid Kryten. Things are about to get interesting for them...

"That's the last time I ever trust a psychopath!" Based on where I thought Rimmer was, up until the others found him in a waste disposal box. A few tweaks had to be made, or it wouldn't make sense.

Pages of red dwarf memes

The gang has a surprise passenger who is very cute and it's Rimmers job to handle them and maybe theres a saddy Rimmer

The crew stumble on a science center where vile historical figures have been "cured" of evil. I rewrote the episode to include my original character, as she's now a part of the crew. I didn't deviate too far from the script, but did add a sub-plot. Of course, rewrites aren't for everyone - you're not obligated to read it. It's just something I've been wanting to do.

This old show needs more love! Most of these will feature Cat as the focus because he's my favourite.