Remarks Stories

The title says it all and this is my "story" so this is for the shits and giggles I guess 😆

A social argument that arises all over the world is who is to blame for sexual harassment. Most say that it is the women's fault because boys will be boys and because we ask for it. But I think otherwise continue to read and I will tell you why.

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Here are just a whole bunch of different quotes put together by me for your enjoyment... Hope you get 'inspired'. There's quotes from famous people to funny movie remarks.

This book is all book reviews and author's notes and has no plot whatsoever. Duh. This book has spoilers. Duh. To those who are mad about my reviews or finds the ratings I give too low or too high, or thinks that I give a story too much or too little credit, please kindly accept that it is my personal opinion and taste towards a subjective subject and suck it up. I only review finished books but if you have an unfinished book and you need/want feedback, just tell me and I'll respond as soon as I can. Oh, and this contains cursing. I sensored those words but some might've slipped un/intentionally.

There are a lot of things in this world that are funny. My life is something that used to be funny. But now, hopefully, this collection of whatever the fucks is funny. But you know I may just have a really low sense of humour so I find everything funny. | Random #901 = 10.17.14 |

Remember that one book of whatever the fucks? Well guess what, it's back! It's even less funnier than before with a not so clever title because the words from the title of the other book was just switched to make the title for this book! So yeah, enjoy all the terrible jokes, puns and everything else, straight from this site called Tumblr. I just can't help it. Highest Rank: #178 = 5.14. 15

*Slowly being revised* All it took was for him to become famous and forget. For him to go on x factor and leave. Me and Zayn, yes Zayn from One Direction, dated before he went off to the x factor till he got through and broke things off. I remember his exact words he said to me. "I'm going to become famous and get the girls. So I don't need you anymore." It left me heart broken and I vowed to myself I wouldn't let anyone break down the walls around me. ~*~ Two Years later after the X factor and One Direction are huge, Jasmine Brooks just finished high school. She now lives in London. When moving in her and her friend makayla's flat she bumped into someone who she was least expecting, Zayn Malik. Zayn doesn't remember anything that had happened, between jasmine and him, before he went off to X factor. The only thing is that Jasmine still remembers. After realizing, Zayn tries to have Jasmine give him another chance but what does Jasmine say? No. That simple but Zayn tries everything to have her see he has changed. Will jasmine see that Zayn has change? Will there be someone who stands in their way of their relationship? Will Jasmine even give their relationship another chance? Or will she just keep turning him down till he gives up?

A book with remarks guaranteed to be offensive to people brought to you by Mystic Queens! Contains: Yo Mama Jokes, Sarcastic Remarks, Comebacks, Insults, Offensiveness, and basically just things that will offend other people. WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE THINGS WE WRITE HERE, WHETHER IT BE RELIGIOUS JOKES, YO MAMA JOKES, OFFENSIVE JOKES, OR ANYTHING RELATED. WE APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCED.

Hello.....potatoes!!! Your sarcastic bae is here!.....Welcome back to my book.....and those who are new here MOST WELCOME! So, Here are some sarcastic thoughts and sayings, I found these online and I think these are AMAZING!.....So, here I am sharing them with you all.....AND....puh-lease do comment and vote If you like them but some mature contents and curse words are also present, read at your own risk AND if you are unpleased or disagree with some contents puh-lease don't leave hateful comments because I'm trying very hard here to shut my sarcastic mouth. So bye....love you all......HERE WE GO!!!

"𝘈𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘺 𝘰𝘩𝘩 𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘩𝘢 𝘬𝘪 𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘵𝘢 𝘯𝘩𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘪 𝘬𝘺𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘰" 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮. "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦"??? 𝘏𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥.... 𝘈𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘺 𝘬𝘺𝘢 𝘢𝘫𝘦𝘦𝘣 𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘮 𝘩𝘢𝘪 𝘺𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 "𝘖𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘔𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦" 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘕𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘣 𝘋𝘩𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘕𝘪𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘫 𝘉𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘢. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘵? 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘕𝘪𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘫 𝘉𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴

Just the continuation of my first book "Satire". You can find it in my profile. It's a stand alone so you don't need to read Satire first to understand.

Basically, Im writing funny things so if ya wanna laugh, then READDDDDDDD!!!!