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*ON HOLD* Sorry if these are offensive to you and some of them belong to my friends so I will give credit to them but I will not give names. I have used every single one of these at least once and feel free to use them if you're out of ideas. If none of these work, either say "words" or "I'm sorry I wish I could insult you but I'm afraid I can't do as well as nature did."

Basically, Im writing funny things so if ya wanna laugh, then READDDDDDDD!!!!

Remember that one book of whatever the fucks? Well guess what, it's back! It's even less funnier than before with a not so clever title because the words from the title of the other book was just switched to make the title for this book! So yeah, enjoy all the terrible jokes, puns and everything else, straight from this site called Tumblr. I just can't help it. Highest Rank: #178 = 5.14. 15

A story of my faithful self

Just the continuation of my first book "Satire". You can find it in my profile. It's a stand alone so you don't need to read Satire first to understand.

Here are just a whole bunch of different quotes put together by me for your enjoyment... Hope you get 'inspired'. There's quotes from famous people to funny movie remarks.

There are a lot of things in this world that are funny. My life is something that used to be funny. But now, hopefully, this collection of whatever the fucks is funny. But you know I may just have a really low sense of humour so I find everything funny. | Random #901 = 10.17.14 |

Hello.....potatoes!!! Your sarcastic bae is here!.....Welcome back to my book.....and those who are new here MOST WELCOME! So, Here are some sarcastic thoughts and sayings, I found these online and I think these are AMAZING!.....So, here I am sharing them with you all.....AND....puh-lease do comment and vote If you like them but some mature contents and curse words are also present, read at your own risk AND if you are unpleased or disagree with some contents puh-lease don't leave hateful comments because I'm trying very hard here to shut my sarcastic mouth. So bye....love you all......HERE WE GO!!!

Songs have deep meanings and this is my take.

A book with remarks guaranteed to be offensive to people brought to you by Mystic Queens! Contains: Yo Mama Jokes, Sarcastic Remarks, Comebacks, Insults, Offensiveness, and basically just things that will offend other people. WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE THINGS WE WRITE HERE, WHETHER IT BE RELIGIOUS JOKES, YO MAMA JOKES, OFFENSIVE JOKES, OR ANYTHING RELATED. WE APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCED.

Fabian Hatcher thought he had everything. A nice house, a comfortable occupancy, a loving soon-to-be wife… until he finds her in bed with two other men; his boss and his so called best friend. His world gets shaken upside down and nothing seems to be right any more. Struggling through his meltdown he gets so caught up in his violence and rage. Looking for a new place work, he stumbled across Daphne Graham and her unusual night club. He would do anything to put his life back on track and was willing to give offers that she just couldn't refuse. Daphne Graham owns the night club Envy on the smaller side of town. While struggling with the male portion being understaffed, she has her own hefty collection of cheaters as well as the next person and has sworn off men forever. Until one night, Fabian Hatcher steps foot into her club demanding a position and refusing to leave without one. Willing to give him a shot, she takes him on with a warning that he has to prove himself in more ways than one. Will this new-time bad boy believe that not only his but both their hearts need saving? Are they willing to go the distance and save each other?

PAKISTAN has censured "provocative comments" made by Indian guard Rajnath Singh in which he said India would enter Pakistan to kill anybody who gets away from over its boundary in the wake of attempting to do aggressor assaults. Singh's remarks on Friday (5) came after the Gatekeeper paper distributed a report expressing the Indian government had killed around 20 individuals in Pakistan starting around 2020 as a feature of a more extensive arrangement to target "fear based oppressors dwelling on unfamiliar soil". "In the event that they take off to Pakistan, we will enter Pakistan to kill them," Singh informed the director because of an inquiry regarding the report. "India generally needs to keep up with great relations with its adjoining nations ... Yet in the event that anybody shows India the furious eyes over and over, comes to India and attempts to advance psychological militant exercises, we won't extradite them," Singh said. Pakistan's service of international concerns said in a proclamation, "India's declaration of its readiness to extra-judicially execute more regular folks, with no obvious end goal in mind articulated as 'psychological oppressors', inside Pakistan is an unmistakable confirmation of culpability." Relations among India and Pakistan have deteriorated since a 2019 self destruction besieging of an Indian military guard in Kashmir was followed by Pakistan-based aggressors and provoked New Delhi to do an airstrike on what it said was an aggressor base in Pakistan. Pakistan said recently it had trustworthy proof connecting Indian specialists to the killing of two of its residents on its dirt. India said it was a "misleading and vindictive" promulgation. https://www.srilankaweekly.co.uk/pakistan-slams-india-defence-ministers-provocative-remarks/

A social argument that arises all over the world is who is to blame for sexual harassment. Most say that it is the women's fault because boys will be boys and because we ask for it. But I think otherwise continue to read and I will tell you why.