Remarks Stories

Hello.....potatoes!!! Your sarcastic bae is here!.....Welcome back to my book.....and those who are new here MOST WELCOME! So, Here are some sarcastic thoughts and sayings, I found these online and I think these are AMAZING!.....So, here I am sharing them with you all.....AND....puh-lease do comment and vote If you like them but some mature contents and curse words are also present, read at your own risk AND if you are unpleased or disagree with some contents puh-lease don't leave hateful comments because I'm trying very hard here to shut my sarcastic mouth. So bye....love you all......HERE WE GO!!!

There are a lot of things in this world that are funny. My life is something that used to be funny. But now, hopefully, this collection of whatever the fucks is funny. But you know I may just have a really low sense of humour so I find everything funny. | Random #901 = 10.17.14 |

"𝘈𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘺 𝘰𝘩𝘩 𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘩𝘢 𝘬𝘪 𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘵𝘢 𝘯𝘩𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘪 𝘬𝘺𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘰" 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮. "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦"??? 𝘏𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥.... 𝘈𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘺 𝘬𝘺𝘢 𝘢𝘫𝘦𝘦𝘣 𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘮 𝘩𝘢𝘪 𝘺𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 "𝘖𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘔𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦" 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘕𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘣 𝘋𝘩𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘕𝘪𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘫 𝘉𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘢. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘪𝘵? 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘕𝘪𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘫 𝘉𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴

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Fabian Hatcher thought he had everything. A nice house, a comfortable occupancy, a loving soon-to-be wife… until he finds her in bed with two other men; his boss and his so called best friend. His world gets shaken upside down and nothing seems to be right any more. Struggling through his meltdown he gets so caught up in his violence and rage. Looking for a new place work, he stumbled across Daphne Graham and her unusual night club. He would do anything to put his life back on track and was willing to give offers that she just couldn't refuse. Daphne Graham owns the night club Envy on the smaller side of town. While struggling with the male portion being understaffed, she has her own hefty collection of cheaters as well as the next person and has sworn off men forever. Until one night, Fabian Hatcher steps foot into her club demanding a position and refusing to leave without one. Willing to give him a shot, she takes him on with a warning that he has to prove himself in more ways than one. Will this new-time bad boy believe that not only his but both their hearts need saving? Are they willing to go the distance and save each other?

THIS IS NOT MY BOOK! Instead, it is a thought provoking, well I guess you can call it a booklet, that I found. I have, however, rectified it where necessary and provided highlights. All the tings written in brackets is my thoughts, as to keep them seperate. The main attraction of this, the "booklet" that I copied is called "Inside The Atheist Mind: 5-Day Devotional" by Anthony DeStefano I also quote Morris Venden's "How to make Christianity real", a wonderful look into what it means to be a true Christian Here is the link to it https://bible.com/reading-plans/9293/day/5?segment=0 Also credit to that Assyrian dude in the cover, he has a nice beard; and whoever made that statue of him

The title says it all and this is my "story" so this is for the shits and giggles I guess 😆

PAKISTAN has censured "provocative comments" made by Indian guard Rajnath Singh in which he said India would enter Pakistan to kill anybody who gets away from over its boundary in the wake of attempting to do aggressor assaults. Singh's remarks on Friday (5) came after the Gatekeeper paper distributed a report expressing the Indian government had killed around 20 individuals in Pakistan starting around 2020 as a feature of a more extensive arrangement to target "fear based oppressors dwelling on unfamiliar soil". "In the event that they take off to Pakistan, we will enter Pakistan to kill them," Singh informed the director because of an inquiry regarding the report. "India generally needs to keep up with great relations with its adjoining nations ... Yet in the event that anybody shows India the furious eyes over and over, comes to India and attempts to advance psychological militant exercises, we won't extradite them," Singh said. Pakistan's service of international concerns said in a proclamation, "India's declaration of its readiness to extra-judicially execute more regular folks, with no obvious end goal in mind articulated as 'psychological oppressors', inside Pakistan is an unmistakable confirmation of culpability." Relations among India and Pakistan have deteriorated since a 2019 self destruction besieging of an Indian military guard in Kashmir was followed by Pakistan-based aggressors and provoked New Delhi to do an airstrike on what it said was an aggressor base in Pakistan. Pakistan said recently it had trustworthy proof connecting Indian specialists to the killing of two of its residents on its dirt. India said it was a "misleading and vindictive" promulgation. https://www.srilankaweekly.co.uk/pakistan-slams-india-defence-ministers-provocative-remarks/

This book is all book reviews and author's notes and has no plot whatsoever. Duh. This book has spoilers. Duh. To those who are mad about my reviews or finds the ratings I give too low or too high, or thinks that I give a story too much or too little credit, please kindly accept that it is my personal opinion and taste towards a subjective subject and suck it up. I only review finished books but if you have an unfinished book and you need/want feedback, just tell me and I'll respond as soon as I can. Oh, and this contains cursing. I sensored those words but some might've slipped un/intentionally.

Here are just a whole bunch of different quotes put together by me for your enjoyment... Hope you get 'inspired'. There's quotes from famous people to funny movie remarks.

Just the continuation of my first book "Satire". You can find it in my profile. It's a stand alone so you don't need to read Satire first to understand.

*ON HOLD* Sorry if these are offensive to you and some of them belong to my friends so I will give credit to them but I will not give names. I have used every single one of these at least once and feel free to use them if you're out of ideas. If none of these work, either say "words" or "I'm sorry I wish I could insult you but I'm afraid I can't do as well as nature did."

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