Истории Rendog

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

Any characters in this story are not based on real people, they are based on personas and my own✨creative liberties✨ The reason there will be no real description is I am making this up as I go. One of my friends helps me with ideas for the storyline of this book. Characters in this story will often be out of character and anything that is mentioned in this story is simply my headcanon for this story. If anyone featured in this fic is uncomfortable with anything written, let me know and I will delete it. WARNING! REALLY FUCKIN' SHORT CHAPTERS! TWs Self harm, attempted suicide, suicidal ideation, blood, swearing, implied eating disorders Cool ranking things (dated by when I noticed them) DD/MM #1 in smalletho 13/12/25 #1 in boatboys 13/12/25 #1 in smallishbeans 18/12/25 #1 in martyn 22/12/25 #1 in treebark 22/12/25 #1 in grian 25/12/25 <-how! tysm! Cover by Leviathan on Pinterest

Hermitcraft oneshots :) I SWEAR the later chapters are better :,) !Requests are closed! (I haven't been writing a lot lately... :( To be clear I have no idea what I'm doing T-T Disclaimer: Most chapters are Grian-centric. But there are chapters about other hermits :D Disclaimer 2: Also past Hermitcraft members are mentioned because earlier chapters were written before they left. I'm not going to adjust it because I'm lazy :P

Grian pressed a button. That's how the shenanigans started. Then he has to learn how to deal with the consequences, and those consequences come in the form of child hermits. Thankfully he's not alone, but he is in a lot of trouble, and he needs to figure out a plan to bring them back to human form, while simultaneously dealing with kids along with the other 7 adult hermits. That plan leads him to empires and well... things don't entirely go perfectly. Inspired by Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeochiAkechi24

When Ren first joined Hermitcraft, he carried a constant, quiet tension in his shoulders-like he was bracing for something no one else could see. He had signed on as human. That was the agreement, the expectation, the role he was supposed to play. And Ren tried-he really did. Most days, he stayed carefully within that shape, that skin, forcing his posture to relax, forcing his instincts to stay buried deep where no one would notice them scratching to get out. He watched the others closely, mimicking little things: how they laughed, how they stood, how they interacted so effortlessly. It felt unnatural to him, like wearing a mask that didn't quite fit, but he was determined to make it work. Because if they knew... if they really knew... he wasn't sure things would stay the same. Even simple things became a challenge. The urge to pace when he was anxious. The way his focus would snap sharply to sudden sounds. The instinct to bare his teeth when startled, even if he caught himself before it showed. Every reaction had to be filtered, controlled, softened into something more human, more acceptable. It was exhausting-but Ren never let that show either. Most of the time, he managed. But the nights were harder. Especially when the moon was full. On those nights, Ren didn't leave his house.

So I've seen a lot of really good ones recently, and I wanted to do one of my own! I will take requests, come up with ideas, and take inspiration from ideas books. The setting will either be season 6 or 7. NO SHIPPING OR SMUT. Also no Ocs.

He glares down at his hands. They were cold, despite the warm blood coating them. He shook his head and looked up. Red and blue lights sped twords him. (TW!: Self deprecation Suicidal thoughts Bullying Self starvation I think that's all, if you catch anything tell me) (Note: I stopped working on this a while ago. It will probably never be finished. The reason the last chapter cuts off is because I felt like if I was going to post this I might as well post all of it. There was no intentional shipping, you can read it that way if you want. Ex's relationship later was meant to mirror my relationship with a friend of mine. I never really thought of their orientation while writing, but it is a vent book from my aro self.) (IM BACK BITCHES)

The timer ticked down. Copper specks are flying everywhere. Hermits are either injured or coppered. There are some survivors, but not all are gathered together. Only a few are on their own. Grian and a few of the surviors are trying to come up with a plan to end the copper but are not aware that there are other survivors. Communicators are of no help due to not knowing who all is still here. Scar right now is not here and is going to be away for a while. Will he return and be able to save his friends? Will the survivors be able to stop this Copper Apocalypse, or will they all be copper? Only time and fate will tell.

It's a new year at UA and the Hermits, being born into the world of MHA must now take thier chances to become the number 1 hero. i do not own the Hermits, they are thier own people, so no ships, this is Hermits in MHA. and Watcher!Grian is not a thing. Plus, Cover is by Indigosilver and LunyaVioletBlue! Go check out Indigo's Camp Hermit Blood series! As well as Lunya's great works. Tell them how amazing they are in the comments please!

The 3 lands, humans, witches, and hybrids have never gotten along. Separated by borders and rules, no one was allowed to have any kind of cross-border relationship. Groups have tried to break through in the past, only to be pushed back and become followers once more. That is, until a group of teens meet up in the secret passages their ancestors once walked through. What shall become of their journeys? ~*~ (there will be shipping in this book and also mentions of heavy topics (ex: gore, abuse, slavery, etc))

like hell I'm telling you <3... jk it's just if scar went crazy on BigB for being secret soulmates with grian

My canon detergent timeline is the one being referred to. As more characters are introduced, more chapters will be added. The order I'm going in is literally nonsense. Was inspired by this post: https://www.tumblr.com/mixigrave/811566350639202304/trustbitesss?source=share

The virus, Purple Spreading Virus, PSV-7 Symptoms: •Contorted vocals •Slow reaction to everything •Becomes aggressive without a reason •Slowly makes eyes glow purple after a few weeks of getting infected •Slowly corrupts your skin and glitches, defects you out ~°~°~°~°~°~°~°~ This story is a Virus AU of Hermitcraft Season 7! I would highly recommend watching anyone that's uploading Hermitcraft episodes since it's all so good! The title of this book is suggested to me by Bean on Discord and I stuck with it! This is all work of fanfiction and will only be using the Hermits' Minecraft personas! I hope you all enjoy! (Cover of the book made by me.)

They kept telling themselves that it wasn't real But deep down they knew There was only one way to keep it from becoming reality I LOVE hermitcraft murder mystery and there isn't enough on wattpad. So here's a fluff author's take on it!

There are inhuman creatures lurking among us... I came up with a month of monster-themed prompts during the summer. Now I'm posting one short fanfic per day for all of October. Happy Halloween~

So this is a book about two best friends meeting their favourite YouTuber at an unexpected time in a unexpected area. There won't be much detail, but just have fun reading the book. By the way, my friend was the one who dreamt this, I'm just expanding on the storyline because why not. UPDATE: okay... so at this point this book is no longer just hermitcraft and neither are majority Dari's dream... some are mine ^^; but in general this book would still be in the same universe it won't be oneshot or anything but there are no genuine storyline and this book was just for fun. It will focus on Hermitcraft half of the time but other youtubers such as Dream, GeorgeNotFound and BadBoyHalo would be involved as well. I'm really sorry if this was not the book you wanted, dear readers, but regardless hope you enjoy! ^^

What happens when people from all sorts of backgrounds and personality's come together and things go smoothly up until they don't? Perhaps everything is not as it seems.

Rendog: Comin' at ya from a new land, me and the boys are here in.. Well, we don't know where yet! But we're here! ================ RP Book ================

A war between factions on the HermitCraft server turns deadly. Who lives, who dies, and who will be the winner of the war? ⚠ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠ There is blood and violence! If you can't handle that, don't read it! It's as simple as that. Also note: I AM NOT SHIPPING ANY OF THE HERMITS IN THIS STORY!!! THIS IS NOT A SHIPPING BOOK!!!

Have some Hermitcraft oneshots! This will include shipping. Some of these ships are: Grumbo Griskall Scarian Mumskall Stresskall Convex Ship RenDoc GriDoc Tangpulse I only ship the Hermit's Minecraft Personas, not the real life people. I will do pretty much everything except for smut or limes. These will be both Season 6 and Season 7! That should cover everything! Cover art by u/lemonkiwix on Reddit!