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Renesme's story is a tale of epicness that fails, and of fails that are epic. Set in present day Washington, Renesme Jullen relays the events that lead up to her epic fail. Born half-vampire and half-human to a whole family of vampires, Renesme has never really felt like she truly belonged. Throw in an imprint with a werewolf who is more like a brother than anything else, and you've got yourself a very unhappy girl. At least, until shes meets Michael, the "neighborhood pest". Its love at first sight for Renesme and Michael. He's just so perfect! He's cute, smart, funny, charming, and....a squirrel. But, to Renesme, he could very well be a lump of poo and she'd still love him. Unfortunately however, her father, Edward, is deathly afraid of squirrels, so he doesn't exactly approve of one dating his daughter. And then there's that imprint thing she has going on with Jacob Crack...What's a girl to do in a situation like this?? Well, read on to find out which path Renesme takes, and how it will ultimately lead to her epic fail.