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Thomas Higgins was an average, happily-married lizard person in disguise. That is, until his wife came back from the store with Cheese Snacks™ instead of Cheetos. And so begins an epic saga of death, tragedy, betrayal, car-jacking, more death, overcharging mechanics, and a Vietnamese war criminal. Also an alien. 21 aliens to be exact. Or 23 if you count the reptilians.
Originally published carved into the wall of a cell in a Viet Cong prison camp, this raucous, family-friendly romp stars all your favorite celebrities.