Retard Stories

Poem about a girl who's been told she's something so much that she starts to believe it.

Come one come all to the extravagant shit show that is the Retard show! Enjoy tales and travels of the characters as they navigate life as young retarded adults, and laugh as they suffer insurmountable PAIN.

A retard Princess wandering in the Emezen Forest and now she is lost. ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇs ᴏʀ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀɪᴛɪᴇs ᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅɪᴀɴs. !!! ᴀɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ...ᴡᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ʙᴄᴜᴢ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅs.

Derpy cat. Incredibly stupid.

just hey

Samuel Pals, a chromosome-laden child from the shitty little town of Lewiston, Idaho, is the unlikeliest of heroes. Yet, when he is wronged by his edgy acquaintances, he partakes on a quest to rid his small town of evil and gain the revenge for his humiliation. Based on a true story.

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Luv story about me and mah sexy gf ruby

Mirdul Adhyam Rajput, the most handsome and eligible bachelor. He had everything a big family, flourishing business but love....... a big no no... But there were reasons..... What were they..... His life was dark, darker than the night and black.... Once an admirer of rainbow was now a fanatic of black....... Because his light was taken away from him.... and now he is too blind to see anything........ Nitya Vashistha, a sweet bubbly and beautiful girl, full of life. Live gave her too much pain, but admist the mirage of pain, she found her own light, and ignited the world of people close to her. There were people she helped, people who helped her, but one and only person she loved more than anything was only one..... Her mentally retard brother... Sarthak Vashistha. her only family.... even though not by blood... What happens when she is asked to choose between her brother and her childhood sweetheart. What happens when she chooses her brother over the world in a second.... What happens when HE finds out about her choices....... This is not only story of fighting lovers, but a story of the girl who went to extremes for the safety of her brother..... See what a girl who loves her family can do for them...... When the fragile in her become the darkest, and she is ready to swallow up those who will try to hurt him. Because for her, family is made by heart not by blood......................

A shark is a RETARD and he is in summary just STUPID

She backed me up against the wall, her hot, stinky breath all up against my face. 'I will not hesitate to steal all of your best friends, one by one, and then, tell them what a hoe you are.' So, now, I'm stuck with a bitchy' best friend' just so I dont lose all my real friends. And by the way, I'm not a hoe you're a fucking ugly ass bitch with no friends.

y'all about to see the shit I've saved.

NOTE: this is not my real life, and is written from a sad child's point of veiw

(Panic! At the disco reference with the book title) My life has been the same routine every day til a guy comes along. I'm an average band geek with a dream to find my love but goes through a crap load of emotions to get there.

So this book will basically be about me uncovering/ exposing cheaters, copy cats, retards etc (I'm sure you know what I'm talking about) So if I catch you or anyone doing something expose worthy, your name shall appear in this book. Disclaimer : This is not a hate and / or bash book. This is just me simply making comedy! So please enjoy and if you see something expose worthy. Please let me know, I'll give you a proper dedication.

I will test my retardation levels and make the worst story ever

im hoping that i do this correctly