Retard Stories

y'all about to see the shit I've saved.

#Don't Judge Anyone... #You Didn't Know Who Really They Are... *DON'T JUDGE US BY WHAT ALL OF YOU HAVE SEEN ON US...* *WHAT ALL OF YOU HAVE SEEN ON US IS ONLY WHAT WE'VE CHOSEN TO SHOW ALL OF YOU.* ~We're Unknown But We're Known For somehow...~ #MsLelsYourSaeng

"Let's make a deal if you drink your three shots first you don't have to tell me but if I drink them first you have to spill your beans," Adrian challenged me with a note of confidence in his voice. "Fine," I just didn't want to wimp out but I didn't have a good feeling about this either. I picked up the shots and poured them down my throat feeling the burn of the vodka. When I set down my last shot I turned to see Adrian smirking at me. Oh no I wasn't ready for this... Yeah, Jasmine sure as hell wasn't ready for the ride. Out of desperation all goody-two-shoes Jasmines rebels and takes a temporary dark and happens to bumps into a particular 'some-one'. Adrian Catersen is your school player aka the jerk. Falling in love was impossible, commitment was a no go, and no could ever come even a step closer to his dark past. But what happens when meets a very unexpected person. They do say fate plays in favour of love but is that really 100% correct? How is it possible to mend a shattered glass heart?

Prostě nějaký debilní pytloviny, které mě napadly xd

It's about my complicated life filled with drama and sadness :(

In world of different planets such as Uranus and the gay retard planet war, and insid thee lif of a alien

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"Would you like a little more sugar in that-" Tyler pauses as he looks at Josh with a "what's your name again look" "Oh, um... it's josh" He replied with an obvious blush spreading across his cheeks. "Would you like a little more sugar with that, Josh?" Tyler repeats. "Yes, I would love that."

im hoping that i do this correctly

black man stalks indian girl in this love story